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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
2 Chainz’s (?) Outfit was Outstanding Last Night
The day after award shows are always great. We got to see Miley perform with a giant virtual kitten. R. Kelly continues to be the man, and 2 Chainz wore this fantastic shirt. It’s like a fashion rainbow. A+ choice.
– Ryan
James Franco and Seth Rogen Spoofed Kanye’s ‘Bound 2’ Music Video and It’s Glorious
Well this is fantastic. No funnier duo than Rogen and Franco right now. Not sure anyone else is even close. Can’t wait for Kanye to lose his shit once he sees this. Nobody spoofs Kanye’s “art”!
– Ryan
Miley Cyrus’s American Music Awards Performance was Interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t9_ygb0LU8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Nothing screams “I’ve lost my mind” like having a giant virtual kitten staring everyone in the face during your performance on an awards show. Between the bleached eyebrows and the humongous virtual kitten, it’s clear that Miley is teetering on the brink of insanity. I’m half expecting her to perform a ritualistic sacrifice at her next show. It could happen.
– Ryan
Watch Out! The Buccaneers Just Won Their 3rd Straight!
While this season might be done after starting 0-8, not all is lost! Keep playing hard! Next up, the red-hot Panthers! Lets skin these cats!
-MattyV
The Story of Danny from Bridgewater, MA is Exactly Like the Plot of the Waterboy Except 1,000 Times Cooler
– via BuzzFeed
As far as news stories go, this one is pretty awesome. Just a heartwarming story about some cool kids who refuse to let their team water boy get bullied. Good for the 5th graders on this football team. If had Danny’s style sense at 6 years old I’d probably be President of the United States right now. That sport coat has chick magnet written all over it.
– Ryan
PSU Grandma Owning the Beer Bong Warming You Up For the Weekend
This granny can drink with me any day of the week. Not the best form, but at her age just finishing the beer is impressive. Love the head shake at the end, though. She’s ready for war. Have a great weekend everybody.
– The Average Nobodies
Miley Cyrus is Looking GOOD
Miley Cyrus might be the hardest person to defend in the entire universe. For every smart move she makes, there’s a thousand dumb moves like this. I no longer think this is a phase. She’s certifiably insane. Bleached eyebrows are the icing on the crazy cake. Negative woof.
– Ryan
P.S. This is the most disturbing picture in history.
