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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Jacoby Jones Had Too Much Turkey This Thanksgiving
Lay off the seconds Jacoby, you got a ball game to play.
Jacoby Jones had too much turkey https://t.co/eRpTg0SfO1
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) November 29, 2013
– Ryan
Happy Thanksgiving From Andre the Giant and The Average Nobodies!
If this doesn’t make you hungry I don’t know what will. Happy Thanksgiving! See ya tomorrow for Twitter News Weekly!
– The Average Nobodies
(thanks to HD for the pic)
Is There Anything Better Than Awkward Family Photos Around the Holidays?
No. The answer is no.
The bearded man isn’t even a member of this family. Everyone is just too afraid to tell him to leave.
This is wrong on so many levels.
Remember when you were at that age when mom and dad were THE WORST? Be grateful you weren’t born into this family.
Three people who absolutely love Thanksgiving. Excitement is off the charts.
I’d be upset if I was that awful at coloring too.
– The Average Nobodies
(credit: Awkward Family Photos)
Winter Storm Boreas Might Be the Dumbest Named Storm in History
Boreas? I know we get the winter storm names from high school students in Montana but come on. We couldn’t have skipped over this one? A quick Wikipedia search shows “Boreas” was the Greek God of the North Wind. Whoopity-do! Let’s get creative, people. The United States is OK with naming a winter storm that is heading towards the north eastern part of the United States after the Greek God of THE NORTH WIND?
I need the weather channel to be better than this. They brought the criticism on themselves when they started naming winter storms. Did you think the general public was just going to let you coast by while you make a mockery of the storm naming game? Not on my watch. Step it up. Screw the high school suggestions. Have some pride, and give these storms the names they deserve.
– Ryan
Monsterblog Wednesday: Wildcard Thanksgiving Foods
When you think of Thanksgiving, one word should come to mind: FOOD. If food isn’t your first thought when the word Thanksgiving is spoken then you’re wrong and insane. While the turkey, mashed potatoes and brown gravy get all the credit on Thanksgiving, there are other key parts of the Thanksgiving meal process that frankly get no respect. The year is 2013, and the Average Nobodies are sick of turkeys hogging all the spotlight. That’s why we dedicated this week’s monster blog to the wildcard foods that we all eat on Thanksgiving, but unfortunately get zero credit.
Candied Yams
What’s better than regular yams? Pretty much anything, but that’s not the point. If marshmallows are involved then I’m on board. Simple as that. Marshmallows mix well with just about everything, but the sweet delicious food baby they make when melted over some yams is unmatchable. It doesn’t get any sneakier than a nice plate of candied yams on Thanksgiving afternoon.
– Ryan
Cranberry Sauce
Cranberry sauce, and no I’m not talking about the real kind; mixed up with nuts and real cranberries. No. The kind i’m talking about is the kind that has lines on it. Staright from the can in all its glory. NOt only do the lines add character to the sauce, but they are great for cutting. It’s like the cranberry sauce has a built-in ruler! No other food on the thanksgiving table doubles as a measurement tool. Game. Set. C-Sauce.
PS- Undercover delicious move – Put gravy on it. The mix of hot and cold is a mouth celebration
-MattyV
