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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Paul Walker, We Barely Knew You
There isn’t anything that can be said here that hasn’t been said already. Paul is gone too soon and will be sorely missed by his family, friends, and fans.
Am I said about his passing?……..
Yes, very much.
-MattyV
PS- My fantasy football season is dedicated to him.
Amazon Prime Air
Just when I thought it would be Google to make the first leap into future world, Amazon comes and sweeps the ground right out from under them (literally). Amazon Prime Air, as you can see from the video above, will ship items directly to your home in under 30 minutes! Need christmas lights for your home? Order them on your iPad, get dressed, and then head outside and collect them from the Amazon drone. “Convenience” just got a swift kick in the ass!
-MattyV
PS- And if this does happen to be the emergence of Skynet, I welcome it.
The Vernon Davis Superman Leap is My New Favorite Play
This is how you win a football game. Forget about the score. If you’re not literally jumping over defenders trying to tackle you then you’re doing it wrong. It’s all about style, and the Superman leap is as fantastic as it gets. If Vernon Davis scores another touchdown without utilizing the leap I’ll be terribly disappointed.
– Ryan
I Wonder if Air New Zealand is Excited For the New ‘Hobbit’ Movie?
Safe to say the answer is yes. Bold move from Air New Zealand. Nothing like an enormous dragon plane flying at you at 700 miles per hour.
– Ryan
(Credit: Yahoo)
Ron Burgundy Overload Continues: ‘Anchorman’ Does An Actual Newscast In North Dakota
I can’t wait for Anchorman 2. There’s a 99% chance it’s going to be great and we can live happily ever after. There’s also a 99% chance that the world will be sick of Ron Burgundy by the time December 25th rolls around. Talk show appearances. Car Commercials. Newscast spots. Anchorman 2 trailers. Ron Burgundy has been in all of these things, and the movie is still over three weeks away! I can’t imagine how many Anchorman trailers and Dodge commercials we’ll see during the week the movie comes out. Will Ferrell is the man. Ron Burgundy is a legend. But maybe it’s time he goes away for a few weeks. It’ll be that much sweeter when we see him again on the big screen.
– Ryan
The Doritos Dance Will Haunt You
If this is one of the finalists for the Doritos Superbowl commercial then I need to have a small chat with the judges.
-MattyV
Selena Gomez’s Performance Was Missing One Thing: R. Kelly in an Apron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyxo5pjrLqk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I’ll give Selena a little credit here. Her performance was tolerable, but when I think of football on Thanksgiving day, Selena Gomez doesn’t come to my mind. I have a hard time believing any rabid football fan is also a huge Selena Gomez fan. Since she was already operating at a disadvantage, why not bring in the hottest thing in music today to spice up your performance?
R. Kelly is a musical triple threat. Sex, passion and unpredictability. Is he gonna show up on stage and hump Selena Gomez while wearing a beautiful white apron while millions of Americans are eating Thanksgiving dinner? I hope so, because that’s what people pay to see. If R. Kelly did every major halftime show until the end of the time I’d die a happy man. You just can’t teach his talent.
– Ryan
