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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Twitter News Weekly – Heidi & Spencer, Prime Air, Jameis Winston
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-The Average Nobodies
Paul Walker Clip – I’m in Mourning
I feel like this every time I go somewhere and order egg salad. I feel for you Brian O’Conner
-Matt
What Just Happened
At the 2:15 mark I nearly pissed myself. How the hell can the human body do that?! It defies everything I know about bones and muscles (which isn’t much, but still!). I think what I’m going to do is recreate this with Ryan and our friend Derek, and see what happens.
If you stop seeing new posts over the next few days, someone call 9-1-1.
-Matt
Cat Shaped Chest Hair is All the Craze Right Now
If this is going to be the after effects of Movember then I vote we shut it down right now. Growing mustaches is one thing. Turning that mustache into a weird mustache chest hair cat sculpture is another. I think this sassy lady speaks for all of us when she says…
– Ryan
(credit: Huffpost)
Jon Ryan, the Seattle Seahawks Punter, is Haunting
If I had one million guesses I would never figure out that this guy was a punter. If he grew out his beard he’d be a dead ringer for Tormund from Game of Thrones.
If you put a sweet ass coat on Jon Ryan he’s pretty much indistinguishable from Tormund. With a name like Jon Ryan, I figured he would be a CIA operative or some kind of high level spy. Nope, just a punter. Only the evil Pete Carrol would employ a punter with the name of a spy and the look of a game of thrones character. His witchcraft will run out eventually.
– Ryan
Worst Week Ever – Fast 7 Officially Shutdown
The studio announced Wednesday that the film will shut down “for a period of time so we can assess all options available to move forward with the franchise.”
The seventh installment of the street car racing series had begun shooting in September. While much of “Fast & Furious 7” has been filmed, it’s far from complete.
When Walker died in a fiery car crash Saturday north of Los Angeles, the film was on break for the Thanksgiving holiday. Shooting had been planned to resume Monday in Atlanta, but production was put on hold following Walker’s death.
Universal had been trying to fast-track “Fast & Furious 7” for a July 11 release, a date that’s likely to be postponed. Universal hasn’t yet announced any release date change.
“Right now, all of us at Universal are dedicated to providing support to Paul’s immediate family and our extended ‘Fast & Furious’ family of cast, crew and filmmakers,” the studio said in a statement. -ABC News
It’s official “Fast 7” is officially shutdown until further notice. Not that I thought this wouldn’t happen, but I had a sliver of optimism about the whole thing. Losing Paul Walker earlier in the week was a huge blow to the franchise. Say what you want about the “fast” movies, but I enjoyed them. I am a huge car guy and these movies brought my obsession to life. I dare you to tell me that you didn’t want to be Brian O’Conner or Dom Toretto after the credits rolled on one of these movies, I dare you! The cast, especially Vin Diesel, Tyrese Gibson, and his originally cast-mates, have to be totally distraught after what happened on Saturday. I don’t think they could have returned to set, even if it was still in production.
I think the movie will eventually be rewritten and get the green light, but until then I send my condolences to everyone that worked with Paul during his tragically short acting career. Moving forward will not be easy for the cast, but I think it can be done.
Movie was set to be released on July 11th 2014, my birthday. What a kick to the nuts.
Again, with a heavy heart. R.I.P Paul
-Matt
Is ‘Ghost Hunting’ the Greatest Robbery Excuse Ever?
Two ghost-hunting tourists and their guide were mistaken for burglars while exploring an abandoned Civil War-era building.
According to The Associated Press, police in Pennsylvania are investigating after a police officer mistook two tourists and a tour guide for burglars and arrested them. The officer reportedly passed by an old Civil War-era building in Gettysburg and saw flashlights inside. Thinking he was witnessing a burglary in progress, he went in, handcuffed, searched and detained the three ghost hunters at gunpoint.
It was later confirmed that the tour guide had permission to use the allegedly haunted building for tours.
I hope all the burglars out there are taking notes. Because apparently the ol’ “hunting for ghosts” story actually works. That’s the best built in excuse ever. Ghost hunters and burglars probably dress the same. I imagine they have similar styles. They both have to be quiet, they both use flashlights and they’re both insane. Now that I think of it ghost hunters and burglars are pretty much indistinguishable from each other. I wonder if Scooby Doo and his band of assholes were actually burglars. If they were, I just discovered the greatest fictional cover up in history. I think i just blew my own mind.
– Ryan
Only the Best and the Brightest Athletes Show Up to Trivia Night
Trivia Tiebreaker
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) December 5, 2013
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) December 5, 2013
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) December 5, 2013
Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence. Are those Olympic athletes doing the football toss? Tough to tell, but it’s clear Wednesday Trivia Night is the breeding ground for the future of America. The future sure does look bleak.
– Ryan
P.S. Take notes on how to toss..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfRo0dJBkBg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
