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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Psycho Sid Messing Up His Promo’s Ensuring You Have a Great Weekend
Have a great weekend everybody.
– The Average Nobodies
Really? Come on Man!
This picture of Bill Gates has been tearing its way through Facebook over the last week or so. Saying that if you share it, Mr. Gates is going to give you $5,000! Whooooo! Maybe i’ll share it twice so I can get $10,000!…….. Come on people! You are all better than this. Do you know what gave this away as fake to me in the first .1 seconds of me reading it? Not the fact that he would be giving each of the 2+ million people who shared it $5,000, because i’m pretty sure he could swing that. No, what gave it away was the line “It’s about time I give back to the people!”. Like, are you fucking kidding me, whoever-made-this? Bill Gates is one of the most generous people on the face of this earth. Guy gives to charity upon charity. You think just because your not getting a piece of the action you think that he should finally “give back to the people”? Go live under a tree, or better yet, go work for your money, like Billy Boy did. Then maybe YOU can give back to the same life-suckers that will be accusing you of being stingy. WAKE UP
-Matt
John Stewart HATES Chicago-style Pizza
In one of my all-time favorite John Stewart rants, the smartest funny-man in the world tears Chicago, and deep dish pizza in general, a new one.
And well…Chicago didn’t like it too much.
Which brings me to my next point. John Stewart and the Daily Show is one of the best places for news and entertainment on TV. Always witty, always current, and always funny.
-Matt
Mandy Patinkin Shaving Off His Beard is a Crime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bciIh5lYgAo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
What the hell Saul, Mandy, whatever. When you have the rare ability to grow out such a beautiful beard, why would you ever shave it? Millions of men around the world stare at that beard in reverance. And now it’s gone. This a crime against humanity. He should be locked in a jail cell and then they should throw away the key. Just don’t throw it too far, because Saul is the only good character in Homeland right now.
– Ryan
Dennis Smith Has Camera’s in His Restaurant Bathrooms and You’re Gonna Have to Deal With It
Source – Despite customer complaints and an ongoing criminal investigation, the owner of a Mechanicsville restaurant with a surveillance camera in the men’s bathroom claims he’s within his rights.
Dennis Smith, the owner of Calabash Seafood Restaurant and Club Midway, said he installed the camera after years of vandalism to the bathroom, including $1,000 in recent damage. The camera — hanging from the ceiling just above a toilet stall — is situated to capture patrons as they enter without revealing those using bathroom facilities, he said.
Smith said most of his customers seemed OK with it during the two weeks that it was active earlier this year, though some have accused him of bad intentions or illegal behavior. His stock response, he said, is “if you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat here.”
The Hanover County Sheriff’s Office used a search warrant to confiscate the surveillance equipment in September, and the camera was disabled. After reviewing footage, the sheriff’s office and Hanover Commonwealth Attorney’s Office are considering whether to charge Smith with a misdemeanor for unlawful filming.
“We can’t ignore this type of stuff,” said Lt. Chris R. Whitley of the Hanover Sheriff’s Office.
For his part, Smith seemed unconcerned about the investigation.
“Well, whoopee,” he said. “It’s a misdemeanor. Are you kidding me? That would be a joke.”
Dennis Smith will not quit, even if it means violating his customers civil rights. The many have to suffer due to the actions of the few. Because Dennis Smith will be damned if he lets one more person vandalize his bathroom. The camera’s not showing anyone taking a shit is such an insignificant detail. You still have camera’s in the bathroom Denny. I appreciate you taking toilet vandalism seriously but there’s got to be another way. Maybe hire a bathroom attendant. You’re preserving the quality of your bathroom and classing the place up at the same time. Basically any other plan but bathroom cameras. That’s a battle you lose every time.
– Ryan
I NEED Jon Gruden Back in the Bucs Locker Room. NEED HIM
Jon Gruden oozes intensity. Every word that comes out of his mouth is like a bullet straight to your core. If Jon Gruden tells you to jump, you say “what bridge”. Need this guy back in the Bucs locker room in some capacity. Maybe a co-coach position with Schiano? That locker room would produce killing machines on the field. Schiano to get the game plan ready and Gruden to crank the team up to 11, and rub Mike Glennons calves. He’s a QB guy, what can I say.
-Matt
PS- Met him, NBD….KBD





