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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Hey Mike Jeffries, You’re Scaring the Kids!
Mike Jeffries has a face like a road that needs paving. You’re scaring the kids buddy!
– The Average Nobodies
Twitter Presents: The Roast of King Joffrey
Apparently There is A Roast of King Joffrey Happening on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets I found.
SEVEN HELLS! What a roast. Bravo! http://t.co/XizjngZS52 @AndyMilonakis #roastjoffrey
— Game Of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) December 12, 2013
When he's not tired Joffykins won't go to sleep without his cuddly crossbow beside him. #RoastJoffrey
— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) December 12, 2013
You know what they say about King Joffrey: "A Lannister always wets his bed." #RoastJoffrey @GameOfThrones
— Eli Roth (@eliroth) December 12, 2013
If you multiplied Joffery Baratheon's intelligence by 100 it wouldn't equal one Hodor #roastjoffrey
— Ben Burnley (毕本立） (@ReubenBurnley) December 12, 2013
"I'm telling mother!" @GameOfThrones #RoastJoffrey https://t.co/CsL4Tf67Dc
— Tyrion Lannister (@GoT_Tyrion) December 12, 2013
@GameOfThrones Joffrey is afraid of the dark #RoastJoffrey
— adam be (@adam_barnardino) December 12, 2013
I wonder how belittling it must feel to get slapped by a man half your size. #RoastJoffrey @GoT_Tyrion @King_Joffrey_
— jordan (@khaleesisdagger) December 12, 2013
He'll never be the man his mother is #RoastJoffrey
— Charlie Iceton (@charlieiceton) December 12, 2013
Even Varys has bigger balls than Joffrey #roastjoffrey
— Gloo (@curious_AD) December 12, 2013
Batman should have left Joffery to die when he had the chance. #roastjoffrey
— James Matamoros (@IM2CLUTCH2TOUCH) December 12, 2013
Joffrey is such a bad King he needs his mother AND his aunt to tell him what to do. Lucky for him they're the same person! #RoastJoffrey
— SuperJude™ (@xXSuperJudeXx) December 12, 2013
The night is dark and full of dipshits #azorasshat #RoastJoffrey
— moastlytoastly (@moastlytoastly) December 12, 2013
Who dyes your hair Joff, the kid from Eminem's "Stan" video? #RoastJoffrey
— Paul Danke (@pauldanke) December 12, 2013
You better not #RoastJoffrey, he'll tell his uncle dad.. @GameOfThrones
— Bridgette Montgomery (@Mrs_Montgomery1) December 12, 2013
Total Nerd or Super Dedicated Athlete? You Be The Judge
Just Peyton being Peyton I guess. I would like to call him a nerd but you have to respect the hustle on this. Helmet and everything?! This guy can’t stop, won’t stop.
-Matt
Nick Santonastasso is My New Favorite Person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxxEDfPmWiM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
One arm, no legs, no problem. This is the epitome of making the best out of the hand you were dealt. Nick, I salute you. I can’t say if I was dealt this hand I’d have the same positive/hysterical outlook on life. Just scaring the shit out of people, destroying their psyche forever. You can’t even blame these people for freaking out either. This is a legitimate nightmare of mine. If he ever comes to Rhode Island I’m locking myself in my house forever.
– Ryan
Russel Wilson Has Been Drafted By The Rangers. In Other News, The MLB is Making Me Feel Horrible About Myself
Though there’s certainly no indication he plans to switch sports any time soon, Seahawks QB Russell Wilson was selected off the Colorado Rockies’ minor-league roster by the Texas Rangers during Thursday’s MLB Rule 5 draft.
Wilson, who played second base, was taken twice during the MLB amateur draft — once in 2007 by the Orioles before opting to attend college, then as a 2010 fourth-rounder by the Rockies. He played two seasons in Colorado’s minor-league system, one with the short-season Class A Tri-City Dust Devils and another with A-ball’s Asheville Tourists. – SI.com
Great! Not only is Russel Wilson the QB of one of the best teams in the NFL, but he was recently drafted, again, to the MLB. Wilson, a very good baseball player at the Collegiate and minor league level, decided he would trade his glove and bat for a helmet and football in last years NFL Draft. But that doesn’t stop the MLB from drafting him. Classic case of RGR (Rich Getting Richer) and MWTKH (Matt Wants To Kill Himself). Sitting in my doctors chair getting my toenail tore out yesterday is probably that farthest anyone has ever been from getting drafted into a professional sport.
-Matt
Steve Carell and Leslie Mann Need Some French Toast
Judd Apatow and his real life wife Leslie Mann attended the Anchorman 2 premiere last night, and he caught Steve Carell and his wife catching up on some unfinished business.
Let’s hope it involved getting some fucking French toast.
– Ryan
Throwback Thursday – Behind the Scenes of Some Classic Movies/TV
See if you can name them all!
-Matt
This Lady Has a Better Christmas Card Than You
– via BuzzFeed
Rebecca is one lucky lady. Tom “Santa Claus” Hanks. Wiz “Elf” Khalifa. What a crew. Sub in Kid Cudi for Wiz and I’d die a happy man.
– Ryan
