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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Bruce Jenner’s Transformation Into a Woman is Almost Complete
Source – Bruce Jenner is allegedly planning on flattening his Adam’s Apple.
The 64-year-old reportedly met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon on Thursday for a consultation regarding the procedure, known as chondrolaryngoplasty (or tracheal shave), reports TMZ.
The operation reduces the size of the cartilage in the neck, and is typically performed on patients in the initial stages of gender reassignment surgery.
Bruce Jenner is either drawing out his sex change operation or he wants his body to be 100% plastic. Normally you can pin point exactly what a person is trying to do, but not with Bruce. He is a true wildcard. The worst thing is we have no blueprint for a person like Bruce. I can’t remember anyone in the history of the world who started his life as a male Olympic athlete and slowly turned into a lesbian. I wasn’t even aware that was possible. Somehow he’s pulling it off. On a side note, getting your Adam’s apple trimmed down sounds like the most painful thing in the world. Just tell the world your plans, Bruce. And stop wearing visors if you don’t want to be called a lesbian.
– Ryan
Philip Rivers Has The Best Fashion Sense in the NFL
Post-game presser and on the panel for NFL Network P-Rivers rocks the bolo tie. Bold move, made complete by some cowboy boots and a plaid shirt, but this is the mark of a great QB. If you look up “Gun Slinger” in the dictionary you will undoubtedly see a picture of Philip Rivers. He is going to have a Brett Favre swagger about him by the time he retires. GET THIS GUY IN A WRANGLER COMMERCIAL!
-Matt
The Chargers Are Playing Tonight? Fire Up the Governator!
If Peyton Manning thinks he can beat the Chargers tonight he has another thing coming. When Arnold says GO, the Chargers GO. Better luck next year five head.
– Ryan
Gary Busey Was in a Band Called “The Rubber Band”
Nothing about Gary Busey surprises me anymore. The guy is a certified lunatic and I love every minute of it. Of course he was in a band, of course all the members wore blue blazers, and of course their name was “The Rubber Band”.
I’ll give you one guess to find Busey in the above picture.
-Matt
R. Kelly is Going to Make a Christmas Album, Seduce Everyones Female Relatives and Probably Have Sex With Them
Source – If you’re planning to play one of R. Kelly’s recent albums to liven up your holiday parties (and really, who isn’t?), make sure you check the album art first.
That’s because his forthcoming Christmas album (due out in time for next year’s holiday) would be a much more seasonally appropriate choice than his lascivious new one, “Black Panties.”
Don’t mistake the Christmas record as being exactly wholesome, however, he told Rap-Up Interview. “It’s gonna be a lot of lovemaking. … I come with that bearing gifts.”
The mind reels at the sex-metaphor possibilities that the holiday season will open up for Kelly. Though we hope he’ll broaden his topicality to include all sorts of cultural celebrations — from Hanukkah (eight nights of passion, etc.) to Diwali and beyond.
I don’t care what this article says. In R. Kelly’s world, there are two things: wonderful, visceral sexy sex..and death. Horrible, boring death. R. Kelly could be making a Christian church album for small children. It wouldn’t matter. All he knows is sexy sex. If you buy this album, R. Kelly is going to have his way with you. And it’s probably going to be glorious.
– Ryan
The 2015 Mustang Changed Everything I Thought a Mustang Could Be
I really don’t know how Ford does it. Every time Ford releases a new “pony” it is better than the last one, (with expect ion to 1967, it will never be beaten) and the 2015 is no exception. Punchy, sleek, and somehow sneaky modern the 2015 Mustang defies what a new muscle car, specifically a American made one, can be. It has all the classic looks (tail lights, fast back, and stance) that mustangs have kept over the years, but has added all the curves and swagger that a new style car brings to the table. Just when I thought the Mustang cannot be outdone, they go and do something like this. One word: gorgeous. I cannot wait to get inside one.
-Matt
