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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Welcome to the Most Haunting Site on the Internet: Casey Jenkins Vagina Knitting
Source – You may associate knitting with grandmas and the Woman’s Institute, but it appears wool and two knitting needles can also be transformed into tools for gender protest.
Casey Jenkins, 34, is at the centre of an unusual piece of performance art, called Casting Off My Womb, in which she is spending 28 days knitting from a ball of wool which she inserted inside her vagina. She is currently halfway through the project.
In a video about the enterprise Casey says: ‘If you take a good, hard look at a vulva, you realize it’s just a bit of a body. There’s nothing that is shocking or scary, you know, nothing that is going to run out and eat you up.
Here’s the link to her website: http://casey-jenkins.com/
Well I’ll never be the same again. The main question that needs to be asked here is how in demand are these vagina knitted items? Are people yearning for these year round? Is her vagina working overtime around the holidays? I don’t want to stifle anyone’s creativity but if I got a vagina scarf for Christmas I’d be pretty upset. Also, maybe Casey should go in a direction with her cover video on the official website. I just think people need to be warned before they click on that site and see a spool of yarn flowing out of Casey’s vagina. The name of the site is caseyjenkins.com. Granted she is a “vagina knitter”, but i did not expect to see the action from that angle. All I know for sure is that I am now forever unclean.
– Ryan
My Favorite Skit from John Goodman’s SNL – “Dance of the Snowflakes”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYDa0wdL_n0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The John Goodman episode of SNL was awesome this past Saturday. We got Drunk Uncle, drunk hookups in a bar and Stallone, DeNiro and Goodman as the three wisemen. My favorite sketch of the night, however, involved dancing snowflakes.
Goodman, Kenan, Aidy Bryant and Vanessa Bayer played less than enthused performers in a play that basically consisted of human beings gingerly dancing around and waving their hands dressed as snowflakes. What made this sketch so great in my eyes were the facial expressions of each character. The disappointment is their faces was comical, and the internal monologues were spot on. Enjoy!
– Ryan
The Apple Holiday Commercial is Tugging At My Heart Strings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImlmVqH_5HM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Admittedly I’m a sucker for these kind of commercials, but this was pretty cool. Granted some kids are just obsessed with their phones and they’re not putting together a family home movie that looks like it was directed by Scorcese; but this was still really well done. Next time you see a kid with an IPhone in their hand during a social situation, maybe you should think twice about judging them. They could be making a beautiful amateur film about your life.
– Ryan
The Providence Bruins “Cribs” Videos are So Awesome it Hurts
Future NHL stars being future NHL stars. Just living the dream 2 blocks from the dunk. The one thing that was left out of this video was the pack of chicks these guys slay every night. Hockey players pull some of the hottest tail i’ve ever seen and it should be reflected in their cribs.
-Matt
Mike Glennon Just Jumped 1,000 Spots in My Human Power Rankings
Hey Mikey, who’s your friend? Introduce me? …..oh she’s your GIRLFRIEND….
Mike Glennon is CLEANING UP in Tampa these days. Starting quarterback on the best team in the NFL, blazing hot lady friend, and I bet he even owns an exotic animal, or two! Mike Glennon I really hope I see you in the drivers seat next season! I want to see what you got with a full offseason under your belt!
-Matt
PS- She does have an Instagram account, but it is private. Damn shame.
Caps Fan Takes Puck to the Skull, Denies Hospital Trip Till They Get The ‘W”
Tricia Drummond opened her eyes, staring at a group of people that were staring down at her. She wasn’t sure how she ended up on the Verizon Center floor. She didn’t know why she was bleeding, because she didn’t feel any pain. She had no clue that a puck had flown from the rink and rocketed off her right temple, knocking her unconscious in the third period of the Washington Capitals’ game against the Philadelphia Flyers on Saturday afternoon.
Or that a nasty gash had opened up over her eye.
It wasn’t the first puck she had taken to the head, having played hockey since she was eight years old, growing up in New Jersey and then in Central Virginia as an adult. But that rubber bounced off her helmet; this puck ripped open her forehead.
“My worst hockey injury, and I was a spectator. Go figure,” Drummond told Yahoo Sports on Monday.
EMS workers took Drummond down to a medical room in the arena, where her injury was examined. It was determined she needed stitches.
Then she heard Alex Ovechkin tie the game in the final minute of the third period to complete a three-goal rally against the Flyers.
“I’ll get stitches later,” she said.
So Drummond returned to her seat near the glass and the Flyers’ bench, wearing a blood-stained Ovechkin sweater and with gauze pressed tightly on her gaping wound. From there she watched Washington win in a (thankfully short) shootout, 5-4.
She had driven over two hours from Williamsburg to witness one of the Capitals’ biggest wins this season. She left with quite an unexpected souvenir.
This is a testament to two things: true fan dedication and the insanity of hockey fans. No big deal, Tricia takes a solid rubber death brick off the dome. It knocks her out cold, breaks open her head, and probably gives her a concussion, but it couldn’t take away the dedication to her team. When you select a favorite team, whether it be by location, or choice, you stick by that team! Nothing in the world gets between you and the team you would give your last breath for. Tricia Drummond oozes what it means to be a “fan”. She walks the walk, talks the talk, and takes pucks off the noggin and keeps on truckin’.
This should also be a wakeup call to all sports fans out there. Next time you think to call someone out on their fanship, think about Tricia. Think about how when her head was split open there was no way she was missing Ovie and the gang beat the bad guys. Then take a good look at yourself before you start passing judgement.
-Matt








