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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Some Funny Animal GIFs Never Hurt Anyone
This Horse getting owned by a workout ball
Too much work for this cat
Shadow fight!
Big dreams getting shattered for this dog
Matrix Dog
How is this penguin not used to the snow by now!?
Cat 1, Bear 0
-Matt
Monsterblog Wednesday: Best Christmas Songs
For some reason, Christmas is the only holiday that has a ton of songs dedicated to it. Some are good, some are bad, and some are all time incredible. Here are our favorite Christmas songs:
Bruce Springsteen – Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Everything The Boss touches turns to gold, and this Christmas classic is no different. Springsteen must love Christmas, because he gives this song everything he’s got. “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” is what happens when a 5 tool player is on his A game. Now that I think of it, I’m kind of mad he didn’t play this song when I saw him at Fenway.
-Ryan
Run DMC – Christmas in Hollis
It’s just not christmas for me until Jay, The Rev, and DMC say it is! Can’t get enough of the track suits, Adidas sneakers, gold chains, and christmas costumes! Run DMC has always made pretty cool videos but with this one will always be the best (with “Walk This Way” coming in a close second). I have loved this song since I was a little kid and it will always mean it’s Christmas time to me!
-Matt
Riff RAFF and Jordan Peele Became Best Friends on Twitter Last Night
RETWEET iF i SHOULD MAKE MULTiPLE GUEST APPEARANCES ON THE KEY & PEELE SHOW, THAT WOULD BE MARVELOUS @KeeganMKey @JordanPeele
— RiFF RAFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) December 18, 2013
@JODYHiGHROLLER I love that you want to be in Key & Peele. We’re writing right now. I’m sure we can come up with a perfect sketch for you.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) December 18, 2013
DANG THANKS SO MUCH ! OK MAYBE HAVE ME BE AN ALCOHOLiC LiBRARiAN OR AN OLYMPiC GYMNASTiCS COACH WiTH A SCRABBLE ADDiCTiON @JordanPeele
— RiFF RAFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) December 18, 2013
Haha @JODYHiGHROLLER You as James Franco would also be funny.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) December 18, 2013
Let’s hope this actually happens.
– Ryan
If Leonardo DiCaprio Wrote His Own Tweets
One of the best things in this world is also the worst: Leonardo DiCaprio has a twitter. The reason for this being one of the worst is that he CLEARLY doesn’t operate it. Here are some of his tweets:
#cleanenergy cars are key to our planet’s future. Proud to be part @VenturiCars first #FormulaE Grand Prix team http://t.co/fELEnT7H2W
— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) December 9, 2013
30k elephants killed last year. Want to put an end to this? Let’s start in the U.S. Pls sign & share: http://t.co/6HQGfjyPQU #ivorycrush
— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) November 14, 2013
Talks on Antarctic Marine Reserve Fail to Reach Agreement http://t.co/cQEcH9ZEah
— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) November 4, 2013
Don’t get me wrong, there is noting wrong with being an activist, but come on, Leo! Show us some of your personality! No need to be pushing your foundations all the time. Give us some of the Leo I KNOW you are:
We need a more candid Leonardo DiCaprio on Twitter! Until that day comes here is what I think his tweets would be like.
@LeoDiCaprio: Me and @JonahHill going out for chili dogs. #WhereTheLadiesAt @LeoDiCaprio: Everyone go out and see The Wolf of Wall Street! Me and Shane, from the Walking Dead, get pretty nuts in it! #PopCultureReference @LeoDiCaprio: Can’t wait for the Oscars this year. #Sarcasm #FuckYou #AnotherSnub @LeoDiCaprio: Clooney! Everyone, let’s get #GetClooneyOnTwitter Trending! I need me some silver fox on here! #DamonToo @LeoDiCaprio: Who wants to do a Christmas booze cruise?! I’m trying to get my titanic on! @KateWinslet knows what i’m talking about 😉 #SteamyHandprintWhile these might be terrible examples of his tweets, it just proves my point. We need Leo on Twitter more than ever.
-Matt
Rob Ford Goes To Church
Rob Ford! You dog, you! Getting groovy at, what looks like, one of the churches you see on TV. The power of christ compels Bobby! (If the gif doesn’t load click the image or here)
GIF of the century would be an understatement and an insult.
-Matt
The 22 Jump Street Red Band Trailer is Here
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t pumped for this movie. I never gave the original one a chance until I had nothing else to do on a random night and watched it on HBO. I’ve now watched 21 Jump Street 15 times! Not really, but it was hysterical, and I expect 22 Jump Street to be just as good. Fingers crossed for another miracle Johnny Depp cameo.
– Ryan
This is Gronks World, We Are Just Living In It
Someone’s ready for christmas! Not even a totally shredded knee can keep this guy down!
-Matt
PS- He will be back to giving double-armed DDT before you know it!
I Hate the Seahawks But This ‘Ravishing’ Rick Rude Tribute is Glorious
Solid moves, Michael Bennett. Although sacking Eli Manning isn’t much of an accomplishment these days.
– Ryan
– via @SBNATION
