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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Irony: A Man Named Noel Hates Christmas
Source — A man named Noel, who climbed the city’s public Christmas tree Wednesday, was arrested after yelling incoherently and attempting to unfurl a banner.
Noel Delgado, 42, of New Haven, was charged with misdemeanor breach of peace after police talked him out of the tree.
Lt. Jeff Hoffman of the New Haven Police said Delgado was found climbing the tree shortly before noon ET.
“He was yelling kind of indecipherably about causes, but none of it really connected,” Hoffman said.
Delgado had two banners with him, but the words on them weren’t visible because they had become tangled in the tree.
Police cut power to tree lights and kept people away as the incident played out. The tree, which sits near the center of the Green, had its nearly 30,000 LED lights lit on Dec. 5.
Delgado decided to make his way down the tree around 12:30 p.m., and police drove him from the snowy Green in a police cruiser. Delgado continued to yell as he was led away.
Delgado refused medical treatment, Hoffman said. According to court records, Delgado has a criminal history of minor arrests, and a felony charge of conspiracy to possess and sell drugs stemming from an April 2010 arrest.
So much for the first Noel, eh? I actually know exactly what happened here. His whole life, Noel was told how much he has to love Christmas. His parents were probably Christmas freaks who competed against everyone else on the street for the best decorated house. As a child, his parents would play ‘The First Noel’ over and over until the lyrics were ingrained in his brain. Then one day, on a chilly December morning such as this, Noel met someone. As they got to know each other through conversation, the women made a ‘first Noel’ joke, That’s when Noel snapped, and he’s never been the same since. Climbing Christmas trees and screaming incoherently until someone puts a stop to the insanity that is ‘The First Noel’. I wish I could say this is the last we’ll hear from Noel. But I have a feeling this is just the beginning.
– Ryan
Rob Ford Dancing… Do I Need to Say More?
Here are two videos of Rob Ford, and the rest of the Toronto City Council, dancing. I am too good too my readers!
Rob Ford has moves for days! How THE HELL has this guy not been asked to be on Dancing With The Stars? That is an absolute outrage! I’m sure the day will eventually come, but that isn’t soon enough. “The first crack smoking winner of DWTS”. It does have a nice ring to it, hand you know he is probably going to fall down at least 1,000 times, which makes it infinitively better.
Crank Rob Ford up to 11 and set him free.
-Matt
PS- HUGE thanks to Luna Elektra for hunting these videos down! YOU ROCK!
Don’t Call It A Comeback! Corey Feldman Filming His New Music Video
Poetry in motion. Those are the first words that came to my mind when watching this video. Whoever is doing this choreography needs a raise. Take your breath away kind of dancing going on here. If this little sneak peak is anything like the final product, “Duh” is sure to be a visual and lyrical hit.
– Ryan
Rob Ford Knows What Women Want For Christmas
Source – Toronto Mayor Rob Ford responded to a U.S. sports radio show’s question about what he was getting his wife for Christmas by saying: “Just money, women love money.”
Ford made the comment Thursday during his regular phone-in chat on Sports Junkies, on 106.7 The Fan, based in Washington, D.C.
Ford is on the show to talk sports and make NFL picks, but when one of the hosts asked Ford about his holiday gift-giving plans for his wife Renata, he replied:
“Just money. Women love money. Give them a couple of thousand bucks and they’re happy. Get some treats on the side obviously for her,” he said. “At the end of the day, she wants her cash. So I give her a nice cheque and we’re all happy.”
When asked what he hoped to get from his wife, Ford said: “She always surprises me. I have a fantastic wife.”
The comments come a day after Ford apologized for the second time to Toronto Star reporter Daniel Dale, who had threatened to sue the mayor for comments made on a television interview earlier this month for former media baron Conrad Black.
This is the tamest Rob Ford has been in months, but when you have a chance to write about him, you have to do it. He’s just too big of a star right now. The funniest part of this whole scenario is that Rob Ford is probably the last person on Earth I would ask for advice on holiday gifts for my wife. I can’t imagine too many people listening to that interview or reading that article are taking Rob Ford’s advice. He doesn’t exactly have the best street cred right now. With that said, if someone writes me a big, fat check for Christmas, I’m not turning it away. I’m just happy he didn’t say he was getting his wife crack.
– Ryan
P.S. Now I have to turn into this radio show every time he’s on. He’s the definition of must listen radio.
Great Football Rivalries – Sapp vs. Favre
Here are two country boys that just loved the game of football. I will forever miss their on-field battles, and I know they will too.
-Matt
Dad Dresses Up as Opposing Team Player, Surprises Son After an Early Return From Military Duties
Cue the waterworks. These videos will ALWAYS get me. Heart warming as shit.
May All the troops and service men and women all over the world have a safe and happy holiday, whether it be at home with your family, or away serving our country. I am forever grateful for your bravery. Come home soon
-Matt
