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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Kevin Garnett and His Poop Mouth Just Scarred This Kid For Life
If you sit front row at a Nets game you need to expect the worst. I’m 99% sure Garnett only speaks in profanities while on the court. Not even Christmas can stop him and his poop mouth.
– Ryan
Comedian in Cars Getting Coffee – Season 3 – January 2nd!
Patton Oswalt, Louie CK, Tina Fey, Jay Leno…and the list goes on! Cannot wait to get pour myself a hot cup of joe and pretend i’m there, with them!
-Matt
PS- I can’t imagine how Jerry will impress the king of cars, Jay Leno…but I know he will.
Greatest Episode of the Muppets Show?
It’s safe to say that this is my favorite episode of the Muppets Show. Luke and the gang teaming up the Muppets is a dream come true. I cannot believe this wasn’t brought to my attention sooner.
This video has given me a great idea! Lorne Michaels, lets get the cast of the original Star Wars on SNL. Just picture that! Mark Hamil and Harrison Ford back in the cockpit of the Falcon and Carrie Fisher trying on the ol’ metal bikini?! Heaven on Earth. I bet R2-D2 hasn’t aged a bit!
-Matt
YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE F#(K OUT!
Champion kickboxer, meet U.S. Marine, The toughest S.O.B’s on the planet. Maybe a little less cartwheel action and a little more punching action. Can’t knock the showmanship, though. Guy knows how to put on a show.
-Matt
Cleveland’s List of Memorable Sports Moments is As Depressing As It Gets
Source – As the year winds down, it’s a good time to reflect. Like so many other years in Cleveland sports, 2013 was filled with memories – both good and bad from all the teams.
The Indians brought the most joy to fans. A new manager, roster and renewed sense of hope led to a season of walk-offs, fireworks, late-game magic and yes, even a playoff appearance.
Fans also hopped on the Cavs coaster for another ride. The team sent Kyrie Irving to the All Star game, they signed Andrew Bynum and won the lottery again! But used the top pick on Anthony Bennett, who looks befuddled every time he takes the court, and is in the midst of one of the worst starts for a No. 1 pick.
The Browns’ season was supposed to be different. With a new coach – who grew up rooting for them – leading the new regime, there was excitement around town. Things got off to a strong start. But it turned out to be just a typical year for the Browns, one with them finishing last in the division again.
Record-setting performances by Josh Gordon, a snapped losing streak against Baltimore and sparks provided by Brian Hoyer – the hometown quarterback who grew up idolizing Bernie Kosar – were mixed with FBI raids of Pilot Flying J, a quarterback carousel that has been spinning since 1999, double-digit losses, passes flipped underhand and the team’s shutdown cornerback getting burned in the closing seconds by Cecil Shorts and the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Starting on Friday, cleveland.com will be releasing, one-by-one, the most memorable Cleveland sports moments of 2013, and we would like your help compiling the list. The top moment will be revealed on New Year’s Eve.
This might be the most backhanded article ever written. “Yeah things were supposed to be different but we basically sucked in every major sport again”. I guess losing in a one game playoff is memorable? The only cool thing that happened this year in Cleveland was the emergence of Josh Gordon, and even that was bittersweet, because as soon as he can he’ll sign a big contract elsewhere. I feel for you, Cleveland. It can’t be easy having three teams be this bad for this long. Merry Christmas?
– Ryan
Kate Winslet and Her Husband Have the Opportunity to Have the Coolest Named Baby in History
Source – Kate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll have named their son Bear Winslet, born on December 7th in the United Kingdom.
A spokesperson for Winslet confirmed the name to People Magazine.
According to the Daily Mail, Rocknroll’s original surname was on Bear’s birth certificate (Ned Abel Smith), but the Virgin Galactic employee changed it back to Rocknroll. Because NAMES.
