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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Jim Harbaugh Doesn’t Care If You Don’t Like Him
Jim Harbaugh has officially morphed into the ultimate “love him if he’s with you, hate if he’s against you” coach in sports. Naturally, I love him, and I’ll tell you why. If he COULD, and I mean literally if he was physically able to, he would’ve played yesterday. What other coach in negative degree weather is out on the field throwing the football around with his quarterback? Nobody. I’m not saying he’s mentally stable, or he doesn’t make boneheaded decisions (has to be the first time in history a coach has called a timeout before first play of the second half) because he does. But he cares about the team and it’s players above all else. Case in point were his post game comments on Michael Crabtree. Does Crabtree have the greatest hands in NFL history? No, but if my coach was saying stuff like that about me I’d want to give 200% when I’m out on that field because I know he has my back. The facts are that Harbaugh took over a 6-10 team that hadn’t had a winning record in 8 years and all he’s done since is won at least 13 games in 3 straight years and put the 49ers back on the map as a great football team. You can hate him, you can love him, but you can’t ignore what he’s done for this football team. Can I get a “wooooooooo!”
For Harbaugh’s post game speech, click here
– Ryan
Comedian in Cars Getting Coffee – Louie CK
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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld’s brainchild, is back! First on the list guests, Louie CK. Read the rest of this entry
JR Smith is a Horrible Human Being
A lot of people are laughing this off as a prank. Ask anyone whose ever played basketball at any level if they thought this was funny. 1 million out of 1 million people will tell you it’s not. Ever rolled, sprained or broke your ankle? Not much humor about that. Running up and down the court in the NBA with your shoelaces untied is probably the easiest way to sprain your ankle. I don’t think you should fine or suspend Smith, though. He should be banned from the league FOR LIFE. Only reasonable thing I can think of. He should thank his lucky stars that he didn’t do that to Dirk. I’d be on the first flight to New York to kick his tattooed ass.
– Ryan
P.S. In retrospect, I shouldn’t be surprised someone with such a wholesome look did this..
Watch Out, Late Night! Seth Meyers is Coming for you!
Join Seth as he takes you from his old job to his new one. He is going to kill that time slot…if only he could find his desk.
-Matt
Old Spice is Cornering the Market in Creepy Commercials
Creep city right here. I might throw away all my Old Spice products if it means my mom won’t slither out of my couch.
-Matt
Philip Rivers is a GUNSLINGER
I’ve said it before, and I will scream 1,000 more times from the top of the Sears tower if I have to. Philip Rivers is a, old fashion, gunslinger! Now, don’t get it confused, i’m not talking about his high level of on-the-field play. Nope. What i’m talking about is the aura that he puts out. Bolo tie during post-game? Check. Speaking with a certain recklessness? Check. Primal screams after a big playoff win? Big ol’ CHECK. Guy loves football, and football loves him back.
Peyton and Co. better watch out because the GUNSLINGER is coming to town!
gotta love P Rivs . #gunslinger https://t.co/hLIyMUVmgu
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) January 6, 2014
Miley Cyrus Somehow Managed Not To Be the Most Disturbing Person in a Picture
Smart move by Miley. She doesn’t have to change her insane ways in 2014. She just has to hang out with people who make her look normal. Step 1: hang out with the woman who has the worlds largest boobs. Step 2: success.
– Ryan
H/T Reddit
