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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
What is this “Polar Vortex” Everyone is Talking About and How Do I Avoid it?
The words “Polar Vortex” have been tossed around for last week or so, and to be honest it scares me. I have no idea what a “Polar Vortex” is, but I don’t want to stick around and find out. One minute i’m sitting on my couch watching reruns of “Three’s Company”, the next i’m being hurled into oblivion by a giant ice-storm-tornado-hail hurricane (If that’s even what it is).
This poor dog had no idea what hit him. Probably just out taking a piss and BAM, Polar Votex got his ass. Frozen solid right on the spot. Is there even a defense for Polar Vortexes?
Rain = umbrella/hood.
Snow = Winter hat.
Tornado = Bath tub
High winds = Windbreaker
I am not going to be the one to stand around while a Polar Vortex, with no weaknesses, comes out of nowhere and leaves me like a human Klondike bar, no way. Until my flight leaves for the equator I will be held up, and blogging, from an undisclosed position.
(Like I’m going to give up my position so the Polar Vortex can find me. 10 steps ahead man. 10 steps.)
-Matt
Steven Segal and His Fists of Fury Might Run For Governor of Arizona
Oh good. This is just what we need. Steven Segal and his velcro facial hair making an even bigger mockery of our political system. It seems like his main and only agenda item is border control. Having a delusional movie star running for major political office is worse than illegal immigrants trying to get into our country. Steven Segal needs to stick to slap dancing in the streets of Russia. Hit the music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAUFiOylsIs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
– Ryan
Dennis Rodman Yells Gibberish
I really have no words for what I just watched. I’m even more unsure that what Rodman was yelling was even english words. I’ve never heard someone be so hard to understand since Beeker from the Muppets.
You can bet your last dollar that this video will spark another Rodman SNL skit.
-Matt
Jonah Hill Will Host the 2nd SNL Of 2014
Source – “Saturday Night Live” is kicking off 2014 with new shows beginning Jan. 18.
As previously announced by the Peacock, Drake will have double-duty during the Jan. 18 broadcast of the latenight program, serving as both host and musical guest. While Drake has performed on “SNL” before, this will be his first time hosting the live show.
On Jan. 25, Jonah Hill will return to “SNL” for the third time as host while his latest pic, “The Wolf of Wall Street,” heads deep into Oscar season. Hill will be joined by musical guest Bastille.
“Saturday Night Live” is produced in association with Broadway Video. The creator and executive producer is Lorne Michaels.
Woof. We learned during the final SNL of 2013 that Drake would be the host and musical guest on SNL’s inaugural episode of 2014. Now we know the host for the second episode, and it’s a doozy. Hill has really transformed himself since stepping into the spotlight with Superbad. He was fantastic in Moneyball (nominated for an Oscar), a scene stealer in Django Unchained, hilarious in This is the End and from pretty much everyone’s account was amazing in Wolf of Wall Street. This will be his third time hosting SNL, so let’s see what the man’s made of. I’m rooting for him to kick some sketch comedy ass.
– Ryan
I Need the Next Flight Out of Providence to Eat at “Tim’s Place”
What is the level that is 1,000 times above “heart warming”? Whatever it is, this story has gotten me to that point. I like to call myself an entrepreneur, but after seeing this I need to seriously consider what it means to be an entrepreneur. This kids wakes up every morning and lives his dream. Lives it!
“The hugs are way more important than the food…the food is food” -Tim
I wish more places were run with that mantra.
-Matt
Labatt Blue, You Have My Attention
I am a sucker for good marketing, and this? Well this is AWESOME marketing. Labatt Blue going full heel turn on its motherland (Canada) to make these can for the upcoming Olympics. Just give me a fancy can and I will buy 400 cases of your beer. I’m a simple man with simple pleasures (and tastes).
-Matt
Chris Naka and his Boss’s Dog, Wrigley, Recreate Famous Movie Scenes
These are pretty funny! Some are better than others, but all are creative as hell! Can you name all the movies?
Monday Night Raw Should Be Decent Tonight
I’m a sucker for nostalgia, but I have a feeling this week’s raw is going to be one for the record books. A lot of good storylines, especially the next chapter in the Wyatt’s/Daniel Bryan saga combined with all the returning legends should make a solid episode. Although if I don’t see Ric Flair elbow drop his suit jacket I’ll be horribly disappointed.
– Ryan
