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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Sorry Ms. Jackson: Outkast IS Reuniting to Co-Headline Coachella
Coachella just got a little bit funkier. The world misses the collaborations of Andre 3000 and Big Boi, and lucky for us, the wait is finally over. I can’t wait to see what the crazy talented group have in store for us.
– Ryan
H/T Buzzfeed
One Direction is Stalking Me
Ever since One Direction were the musical guests on SNL I think they’ve been stalking me. At first I didn’t mind because “story of my life” is a pretty good song. It’s actually better than most of the stuff on the radio right now. As much as I love listening to the same song on repeat, ‘story of my life’ is starting to haunt my dreams. I hear it before work, on lunch, after work, the weekends. I put on a random Pandora station and it pops up out of the goddamn blue. What I long feared to be true is actually happening: One Direction is stealing my soul and I’m powerless to stop them. That’s the story of my life.
– Ryan
Rest In Peace, Mae Young
Just 10 short years ago you were being power bombed through a table. You will be sorely missed by WWE Superstars past and present.
-Matt
Miller Lite, You Have My Attention
Awesome. Just awesomeness all over Brad Keselowski’s Nascar. The retro look, on anything, will get me every time.
-Matt
Jennifer Lawrence Signing a Box of Cheeze-Its Like a Goddamn Boss
You’re coming home from the supermarket and out of the blue comes this short haired goddess. I don’t know if I would’ve gone with the cheeze-its but you’re not gonna not get Jennifer Lawrence’s autograph. Jlaw can sign my Cheeze-Its any day of the week if you know what I mean. Actually, I don’t even know what that means. What I do know is that coat is fantastic and Jennifer Lawrence is my hero.
– Ryan
H/T Celebuzz
The Insane Clown Posse is Suing the FBI in the Name of Their Fans!
Horrorcore-rap duo Insane Clown Posse, along with four fans, are suing the Department of Justice and the FBI, demanding that the agencies purge the fan name “Juggalos” from their list of gang members. “Organized crime is by no means part of the Juggalo culture,” reads the complaint, filed this morning in federal court in Detroit. -Rolling Stone
WHOOP WHOOP! Damn right! It’s about time my name gets cleared from the FBI’s most wanted list! Shaggy and Violent J have been dealing wit this issue for a while now. So long, in fact, I can remember when the “Fuck the FBI” chants started about 3 or 4 years ago at the shows i’ve attended. Not that the chant was, at all, helping our cause. But, in all seriousness this is a terrible classification of the Juggalos and Juggaletes. If anyone has ever been to an ICP show you will know that, while it can get pretty rowdy, there is no safer place. Family is a theme that courses through the veins of the Juggalos, and they show it.
So… Fuck the FBI!
-Matt
Michigan State Completely Bogarting Daniel Bryan’s “YES” Chant
I love the chant! I don’t love that ESPN is claiming they started it!
Give credit where credit is due or else D. Bryan is going to have you tapping out faster than you can say “Peanut Butter”.
-Matt
Johnny Football Declares for the NFL, Let the Pre-draft Party Begin!
Johnny Football is going to take of the NFL Draft talks faster than JR Smith can untie someones shoes. Tampa is really nice during football season…just saying!
And hopefully you end up in a better place than your buddy here.
-Matt
