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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.

Daniel Bryan Had the Dunk ROCKING!

Daniel Bryan tearing the roof off the Dunkin Donuts center after a face-turn like only he could. I’m pretty sure there is no one as “over” as he is in the WWE right now. Maybe Punk and Cena are close seconds, but that is it. Daniel Bryan is growing into quite the phenom in the wrestling world.

YES YES YES

-Matt

Phew! ‘Newsroom’ Will Be Renewed For It’s Third and Final Season

Source – Almost four months after its season two finale, “Newsroom” has been renewed by HBO for a third and final season.

“’The Newsroom’ is classic Aaron Sorkin – smart, riveting and thought-provoking,” said HBO topper Michael Lombardo. “I’m sure this farewell season will be one to remember.”

HBO brass had been hopeful about the media drama’s return since last summer, though spent months in negotiations with series creator Aaron Sorkin discussing scheduling and his other showbiz commitments. Topliner Jeff Daniels — who won an Emmy in 2013 for his portrayal of Will McAvoy in “Newsroom” — tweeted prematurely in September that the show had been renewed, only to then have to backtrack once HBO established that an official season three order had not been made.

After that, the show had been seemingly hanging in the balance, with many outlets reminding their readers time to time that “Newsroom” had not yet been renewed.

With the season three order now official, Variety has also confirmed that Sorkin has turned in script for Sony’s Steve Jobs biopic, which Sorkin was tapped to pen in spring 2012.

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I’m glad this “maybe they will, maybe they won’t” seesaw battle is finally over. Newsroom is one of my favorite shows on TV, and it would’ve been a shame to not give it a sendoff season because of Sorkin’s feature film goals for 2014. He’s created a lot of likeable, and more importantly, watchable characters in Newsroom. I’ve grown to embrace the reality based backdrop he’s created over the last two years, and as a former intern for a news network, it’s cool to relive the behind the scenes chaos that sometimes goes along with reporting the news. I’m excited to see what Will and the gang have in store for us, and it’s always good news when I get to see sweet Olivia Munn show up on my TV screen. Mr. Sorkin, the ball is in your court.

– Ryan

I Think Jim Harbough is a Legitimate Crazy Person

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I’m having a hard time coming up with another explanation for this picture. It’s one thing to run all the way onto the field after the play is over. It’s ANOTHER thing to be completely on the field while the play is going on. It’s like he just forgot where he was or what he was supposed to be doing and just wanted to see the play. I don’t know if I should be happy or concerned that this man is leading my favorite football team into the Conference title game. The only comforting thing is I know he won’t be psyched out in Seattle. You can’t psych out a crazy person.

– Ryan

Is it April 6th Yet? Game of Thrones Fever is Starting to Settle In

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSg_gJkU7ko&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I have a fever, and the only prescription is for Game of Thrones season 4 to start right now. After the insanity of last season, I can’t wait to see what season 4 has in store for us. Need it, and I need it now.

– Ryan

…And This is Why Seth Meyers is the Man

And the look on Seth Meyers' face when he took the stage:

Genuine delight for his friend and former SNL co-star Andy Samberg, who won his first Emmy last night. Hit the music!

– Ryan

H/T Buzzfeed

I Had the Worst Chips in the World This Weekend

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These were devil chips. Only Satan himself would sell these horrible “chips” to unsuspecting customers. I thought I was in for a sea salt and vinegar treat with my lunch and I ended up eating a bag full of poop. If I ever see anyone eating these chips I’m going to rip them out of their hands and stomp them out on the ground. That’s the only appropriate reaction I can think of after the trauma I’ve been through.

– Ryan

Is it Sad That This Pig Exercised More Than I Did This Week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_gw7ZUpwU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yes. Yes it is. Any time a farm animal is exercising more than you I think it’s time to reevaluate your life. I’ll definitely be at the gym next week. Unless it stays this cold. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

– Ryan

P.S. A+++ whoever titled this video.

Norm Clarke is My Favorite Columnist in the Country, Possibly of All-Time

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Norm Clarke

“Norm Clarke is one of Las Vegas’s most notable and recognizable celebrities. This eye-patched man-about-town knows it all about this vibrant city in the desert — where to go, what to do, and most importantly, where to see and be seen.” – Las Vegas Review Journal

What’s that old saying: “journalists with eye patches don’t grow on trees”? Well Norm Clarke is out to prove to the world that that saying is bullshit. He may only have one eye, but that one eye is focused on giving the good people of Las Vegas the most important news stories of the day. The next time I’m in Vegas I need to find Norm Clarke. NEED to. I want him to show me around the city like only he can. While I’m there, maybe we can work on that nickname of his. The “eye patched man-about-town” doesn’t have that great of a ring to it.

– Ryan