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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
McDonald’s Hates Elderly People
Source – McDonald’s are at war with a group of elderly gentlemen who spend sunrise to sunset hogging booths at one New York restaurant, often sharing little more than a small bag of fries between them.
Staff at the branch in Flushing, Queens are becoming increasingly frustrated with the Korean pensioners who pass hours gossiping at the tables but buying very little.
A manager said they have been forced to call the police to move the gentlemen on as they are driving away business with customers wanting refunds when they have nowhere to sit.
One of the gang of seniors, Man Hyung Lee, 77, told the New York Times that he was enjoying a coffee at the restaurant earlier this month when police officers told him to leave.
The elderly gent said he was undeterred by the law enforcement intervention. He said: ‘They ordered us out. So I left. Then I walked around the block and came right back in again.’
This seems a little ridiculous. It’s not like these elderly people are taking up prime real estate in a 5 star restaurant. It’s a McDonald’s. You know, the place where you get 20 pieces of chicken for $8. And since when did McDonald’s clientele become so uppity? Demanding refunds because they don’t have a place to sit? Have you seen the picture of the frozen McRib? You’re literally putting your life at risk inhaling that shit. I’m sure it wouldn’t kill you to walk around a little while eating it, either. On the flip side, these elderly people chose an odd spot for their daily hangout. I have to imagine New York has a library or something where they could all hang out and talk. I still have to side with the elderly here, though. McDonald’s needs to know their place in the food game. Hating on old people isn’t a good look.
– Ryan
P.S. McDonald’s is my least favorite fast food place. Out of the major chains, it goes Taco Bell, Wendy’s, BK, starvation then McDonald’s.
Monsterblog: Porn Star Names
We’ve done a lot of hypothetical monster blogs, but this one might take the cake. If there is a demographic out there that would ever root for the Average Nobodies to become porn stars then I will have lost complete faith in humanity. There’s just certain things human eyes aren’t meant to see. That still didn’t stop us from coming us with stage names if we ever made the big time.
Franklin Railer
‘Lone Survivor’ Turned My Patriotic Meter up to 11
I’ll start by saying that this was an awesome movie. Acting was great, effects were stunning, and story left me shaking in my seat. Which brings me to why I am writing this post, the story, though how unbelievable it is, is true. I knew this going in of course, but I had no idea how hard it would hit once the ending credits rolled. This was a story of true acts of heroism. Iv’e always had an immeasurable amount of respect and admiration for the men and women in the armed forces, but this experience has opened my eyes wider than they have ever been. With every petty and stupid news story that gets blown up on the news (and on here sometimes too, I do admit) there are battles being fought ,and lives being lost, all around the world that go unnoticed. Just when i thought I couldn’t love my county more, I am completely blown away by the story of Operation Red Wings.
Operation Red Wing
I Want to Wrestle With Lions Right NOW!
Where is the nearest place I can get a lion? From what I hear the black market has a ton of them. Is that the place down on Branch Avenue? I’m on my way!
-Matt
A Letter To My Home: Why Do You Hate Me?
Dear House,
Why do you torment me so? Have you forgotten the countless hours of paperwork to make you mine? Do the the gallons of paint and pounds of plaster mean nothing to you? The late nights working on your rehab took a toll on me but I didn’t care. Sure, there are other homes my life, but none like you. You are my one and only. The home I come to after a long day at work. The home that keeps me warm, keeps me safe. This letter is to let you know that you hurt me Sunday afternoon. The raw sewage that flooded into your basement was clearly a call for help. So tell me, what is on your mind.
You’re caring owner,
Matt
PS- It wasn’t so long ago when we were happy, remember?
Just a couple of kids…
It’s Leo’s World. We Should Just Be Happy to Be Along For the Ride
Nobody does an award show like Leo. First he takes his mother, so every woman within 100 mile radius is already swooning. Then he wins the best actor award (yawn). Just when you think his night is over, he goes to the after party and starts smooching with his 21 year old supermodel girlfriend. If I didn’t have such a weird obsession with George Clooney I’d say Leonardo DiCaprio is taking over the world. Actually, who am I kidding. Leo IS taking over the world. One award and beautiful supermodel at a time.
– Ryan
H/T Dailymail
I Could Watch These Two 90 Year Olds Race All Day
This is impressive/depressing. Impressive because if I ever make it to 90 years old I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to move my legs. It’s depressing because the first thing I thought of when I saw this video was that I could blow by both of them. As if beating a 90 year old in a footrace is something to be proud of. Either way, can’t knock the hustle of these two. Sprinting their way right into my heart.
– Ryan
The Ultimate Warrior is Finally Going Into the WWE Hall of Fame. Let’s Celebrate With His Craziest Promo’s
Long overdue selection, and I’m proud to say the Average Nobodies were there live last night in Providence to witness the announcement. The best thing about Warrior going into the hall of fame is now a new generation can relive his absolutely bonkers promo’s. Warrior wasn’t a great wrestler. Warrior wasn’t a great talker. He was a body with charisma, and that got him a long, long way. If you’ve never heard a Warrior promo, sit back and enjoy. My personal favorite is the one where he inhale snorts for an uncomfortable length of time.
– Ryan
