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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
If You’re Not Rooting For the Portugeuse Podengo Pequeno in This Year’s Westminster Show You’re a Heartless Bastard
Source – The Westminster Kennel Club dog show has long been the province of purebreds. But the nation’s premier canine event is opening a doggie door this year to mixed-breed competitors: They’ll be included in its new agility trial.
Next month’s show at Madison Square Garden will also feature three new breeds. They’re the chinook, the Portuguese podengo pequeño and the rat terrier.
A press conference Wednesday featured some of the newcomers, plus dogs weaving around poles and jumping through a tire on an agility course.
Organizers say this year marks the first time dogs of mixed breeds have appeared anywhere at Westminster since the 138-year-old event’s early days.
They won’t vie for the prestigious Best in Show award. That’s still purebreds only. It’ll be awarded on Feb. 11.
First year they let this super breed in the Westminster Dog Show and I guarantee he comes in blazing hot. Destroying dogs in the agility competition. Beating the shit out of dogs in the cooking event, which I’m 99% sure isn’t an actual event but my knowledge of the actual show is horrendous. I judge a dog by it’s look, and this dog just looks like a winner. All I know is come February I’ll have my custom made Portuguese podengo pequeño shirt on rooting my ass off.
– Ryan
P.S. The rat terrier is the worst named dog breed in the history of the world.
Looks Like the 49ers Are Going to the Superbowl: Gene Steratore Will Be the Head Official For Seahawks/49ers
Source – The four teams that will play for the right to head to the Super Bowl were set last weekend. Now the two referees that will legislate the two conference championship games this weekend are also in place.
According to Mike Pereira of FOX Sports, Gene Steratore and Tony Corrente will be the head officials for the AFC and NFC Championship games on Sunday. Steratore will man the NFC game between the San Francisco 49ers and Seattle Seahawks. Corrente will get the AFC battle between the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos.
Steratore has not yet been assigned to work a Super Bowl in his time as a referee. Corrente was the head referee for Super Bowl XLI between the Indianapolis Colts and Chicago Bears. Corrente also worked the 2009 AFC Championship game between the New York Jets and Indianapolis Colts and the 2000 NFC Championship between the Minnesota Vikings and New York Giants.
Do we even need to play the game anymore? Seattle and their cheating leader Pete Carrol should just stay in the locker room Sunday night, because if this isn’t a sign from the heavens I don’t know what is. The best and my favorite referee, Gene Steratore, will be the head official in Seattle Sunday night. Most nonchalant ref in the business today. Gorgeous head of hair. You really couldn’t ask for a better start to an NFC title game with your hated rival.
Prediction: 49ers 63 Seattle -4
– Ryan
How About The Grapes on this Seahawks Fan
I mean, i’m not one to talk about tattoos (I have a rocket ship tattooed to my arm) but this one is a ballsy as you can get. Either this guy ate paint chips as a kid or he traveled to the future and saw the this year’s Superbowl happen. Those are the only two causes of this particular piece of body art. Well, good luck to you sir. I will be rooting for the 9ers so you look like an idiot.
(Picture courtesy of ESPN)
-Matt
And The Nominees Are…
BEST PICTURE
(Click Links For Trailer)
- American Hustle
- Captain Phillips
- Dallas Buyers Club
- Gravity
- Her
- Nebraska
- Philomena
- 12 Years a Slave
- The Wolf of Wall Street
ACTOR-in a leading role
- Christian Bale – American Hustle
- Bruce Dern – Nebraska
- Leonardo DiCaprio – The Wolf of Wall Street
- Chiwetel Ejiofor – 12 Years a Slave
- Matthew McConaughey – Dallas Buyers Club
ACTRESS-in a leading role
- Amy Adams – American Hustle
- Cate Blanchett – Blue Jasmine
- Sandra Bullock – Gravity
- Judi Dench – Philomena
- Meryl Streep – August: Osage County
ACTOR-in a supporting role
- Barkhad Abdi – Captain Phillips
- Bradley Cooper – American Hustle
- Michael Fassbender – 12 Years a Slave
- Jonah Hill – The Wolf of Wall Street
- Jared Leto – Dallas Buyers Club
ACTRESS-in a supporting role
- Sally Hawkins – Blue Jasmine
- Jennifer Lawrence – American Hustle
- Lupita Nyong’o – 12 Years a Slave
- Julia Roberts – August: Osage County
- June Squibb – Nebraska
For the rest of the categories click here
Here are my picks for the main categories:
American Hustle
Leo
Bullock
Jonah Hill
J-Law
-Matt
Open Wide, Austin. The Average Nobodies Are Coming For SXSW 2014
Don’t know what SXSW is? First, Climb out from under the rock you are living under, and B, watch this
We will be gathering and sharing: Videos, tweets, pictures, interviews, blog posts, movies reviews, and the list goes on! We are going to have so much original content spewing through this website (and our twitter – @averagenobodies) that you are going to think you’re there! March cannot come soon enough!
-Matt
The Best Show You’re Probably Not Watching is Officially Coming to an End
Source – It’s FX’s day at the Television Critics Association press tour, which, as always, brings with it a load of news about new shows (Louis C.K. and Zach Galifianakis are developing a comedy for Galifianakis to star in), new deals (the FX Now streaming app is finally ready to launch, if your cable system cuts a deal with FX), and on returning shows. On the latter case, the biggest news was official confirmation that “Justified” will end after next season, the show’s sixth. (The second episode of the fifth season airs tonight at 10; I’ll have a review up later, but it’s a good one.)
In the middle of his executive press conference (Fienberg has all the details on it in his live-blog), FX president John Landgraf called “Justified” one of his favorite shows, and would have gladly kept the show around for several more seasons. Instead, creator Graham Yost and star Timothy Olyphant said they felt the story was winding down.
“We talked about it a year ago and they felt that the arc of the show, and what they had to say, would be best served by six seasons instead of seven,” Landgraf said, “so regretfully I accepted their decision.”
Yost, Olyphant and the rest of the “Justified” gang will also be here for a panel, and I imagine they will have a lot more to say about the decision then. But I’m fine with it. “Justified” is one of the best shows on TV, but for the most part, TV shows shouldn’t run forever, and too many shows in this golden age suffered from sticking around past their creative expiration date. If Yost and Olyphant think they’ve only got one more year of good stories after this one (just as Terence Winter apparently felt about “Boardwalk Empire,” which will end after its next season), I trust them.
What does everybody else think? Sad our time in Harlan is running out, or do you agree we’d be risking diminishing returns if it ran much longer?
I’ve never had as much trouble finding a fellow fan of a TV show than I’ve had with FX’s Justified. For those who don’t watch it (which in my case, is just about everyone I’ve ever talked to) Justified’s plot would suggest it’s a drama, but it’s charm comes from the southern style of comedy that is splashed all over every episode. Our “hero” Raylon Givens (Timothy Olyphant) is a U.S. Marshall who gets his worst case scenario assignment: back to his corrupt hometown of Harlan County, Kentucky. Raylon spends most of every episode dealing with thugs, rednecks, drug dealers or a weird combination of the three. While Olyphant is terrific, my favorite part of the series is the unstoppable combination of character actors and actresses the show has plugged in along the way. Let’s start with the series semi regulars. Ava (Joelle Carter) is a southern belle with a shotgun. She’s been in all but 2 episodes of the series, and it’s a delight any time she turns up on screen. Raylon’s boss and fellow U.S. Marshal’s, played by Nick Searcy, Jacob Pitts and Erica Tazel, respectively, have solid chemistry, both with Raylon and each other. I’ve always been under the impression, whether it’s in film or TV, that the pulse of a movie or show is in the hands of the bad guys. That’s where Boyd Crowder comes in. Crowder (Walton Goggins) is far and away my favorite character. Goggins is severely underrated as an actor (go back and watch another FX show, The Shield, if you don’t want to take my word for it) and he plays the drug dealer turned preacher turned drug dealer Boyd Crowder perfectly. He’s been phased out in recent seasons, which I can only imagine is going to lead to one last showdown with his best pal Raylon. The rest of the cast fills out with a who’s who of “I know that person from somewhere” actors. Mike O’Malley, Neal McDonough Michael Rappaport and Margo Martindale all play some bad asses, with McDonough taking the title of “ultimate deranged bad guy”. Patton Oswalt even got in on the fun last season, playing a bumbling constable. Every character in this show hits it out of the park, and that’s a hard thing to do with a cast as deep as Justified’s.
There’s a silver lining to the announcement that Justified will end after next season. In an era where so many shows and stars hang on far too long, it’s nice to see Justified choose to bow out while the storytelling is still so good and the characters are still so fresh. So many shows drag stories on and give their fans a mediocre ending. I can’t see that happening with Justified. There is still a lot of life left in this series, and the people in charge still seem to be on top of their game. That combination should equal a memorable spring of 2015.
– Ryan





