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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Ron Jeremy’s Wrecking Ball Video Might Be the Only Thing That Can Cheer Me Up Today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbHQy7HU2o&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Maybe it’s all the beers I drank this weekend. Maybe it’s all the sad ice cream I ate last night. But this video automatically cheered me up and creeped me out at the same time. That’s not an easy thing to do, but I guess any time old Ron Jeremy takes his pants off there’s a solid chance you’re about to go on an emotional roller coaster.
-Ryan
Richard Sherman is Now Public Enemy Number One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPkLMmGVhck&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Boy, that escalated quickly. I could’ve swore the Seahawks won the game and were going to the Superbowl. Here’s my only problem with this: Sherman went after Crabtree and the 49ers postgame, to a sideline reporter. There is no doubt in my mind Crabtree and every other 49er were talking trash all game. It’s football; nowadays, it’s just another part of the game. If Sherman had a problem with Crabtree, or anyone else for that matter, he should’ve handled it on the field. Instead, he made the play of the game, then walked over to Crabtree and mockingly stuck his hand out, got flagged and ran off the field. Again, I don’t care about the trash talk. But calling someone out when he’s already left the field, especially when you had the chance to say your peace 5 minutes earlier, doesn’t sit right with me. Good luck in Jersey, Mr. Sherman. I hope Peyton eats you alive.
– A bitter 49ers fan
Kate McKinnon Might Actually Be Justin Bieber
That’s as good a Justin Bieber impression as you’ll ever see. Cherry on the ice cream was the fact that she actually looked like Bieber. There’s talent, and then there’s Kate McKinnon. FYI, the entire Drake hosted episode of SNL was awesome. Drake just got his newest and most deranged fan.
– Ryan
Patriots Fan or Not, This Video is Awesome
Neither of The Average Nobodies are die-hard Pats fans, but that doesn’t stop us from appreciating a good pump-up video! If you’re a Pats fan, and this doesn’t get your juices flowing, then you don’t have a pulse!
-Matt
Melissa McCarthy To Host First SNL of February
Woof. Drake tomorrow night, Jonah Hill next week and now Melissa McCarthy on February 1st. SNL is pulling out the big guns to play with the young pups. 2014 should be an exciting year for studio 8H.
– Ryan
I Dare You to Tell Me This Sweatshirt Isn’t Awesome @BelovedShirts
I knew I wanted this moon man sweatshirt from the moment I laid eyes on it. Beloved shirts is the only website that comes close to the funky fresh designs I like on my sweatshirts. I made a new year’s resolution to wear more hoodless sweatshirts, and along comes Beloved to satisfy my needs. If you like this sweatshirt (how could you not) check out their entire selection at http://belovedshirts.com
– Ryan
“Your Song” Taking You Into The Weekend
I dare you to say this isn’t the best song for a Friday before a long weekend.
My gift is my blog, and this one’s for youuuuuu.
-The Average Nobodies
Lauren Tannehill Isn’t The Smartest Person in the World
Source – Lauren Tannehill, wife of Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill, recently returned a rental car but forgot to remove an AR-15 rifle from the back seat. The weapon was found by the next rental car customer, a New York woman, who turned it in to authorities.
“This is certainly the kind of item you don’t want to forget anywhere, but forgetting isn’t a crime,” Broward Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Keyla Concepcion said, via the Miami Herald.
More details via the Herald:
According to a BSO report, Lauren Tannehill, 26, rented a Nissan Rogue from E-Z Rent-A-Car on Jan. 4. She had the vehicle for about two hours, then turned it in for another. That same day, Judith Fleissig, 58, of Rochester, N.Y., rented the same Rogue. She later found the gun, valued at $2,000, secured in its case in the back seat, according to the report.
“We got out of the car, we were kind of freaked out,” Fleissig told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. “I didn’t want to touch it.”
I don’t want to jump on the blonde stereotype bandwagon right away, but anytime you leave an automatic weapon in a rental car and you just so happen to be a blonde woman it’s tough not to bring it up. Now is Lauren Tannehill beautiful? Yes. Do I want to touch her hiney? Yes. Is her husband a horrible, awful quarterback? Triple yes. None of these three things can really excuse leaving that kind of gun in a rental car. I don’t know much about gun owners but Lauren doesn’t seem like the poster child for automatic weapons. I need more info on this story and I need it now. In the meantime, I’ll be perusing through pictures of Lauren Tannehill for clues. Somebody’s got to do it, and it might as well be me.
– Ryan
