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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
“A Million Ways To Die IN The West” Red Band Trailer
I didn’t think seeing Seth MacFarlane act in front of the camera would actually happen, and now that it has i’m shocked it didn’t happen sooner. From the trailer it actually looks like he could be pretty funny as a leading MAN, not teddy bear (Ala “Ted”). An all-star cast, a funny writer, and a interesting storyline could make for Seth’s second straight hit behind “Ted”. I’m praying for a Wahlberg cameo too.
-Matt
Jimmy Kimmel Released a New “Musicians Mean Tweets”
Predictably awesome. I need more of these videos, NOW. Jimmy, we should do a profession athletes one! and by “we” I mean just you and i’ll watch.
-Matt
The ‘Beast Mode’ Sausage Sandwich is Almost as Stupid as Pete Carroll’s Stupid Face
Seahawks suck – It’s time to grub up for the Super Bowl, and with the Seattle Seahawks facing off against the Denver Broncos, there is a unique cuisine to sample from these Western cities.
You could start your day on a Seattle kick, with a warm coffee from your local Starbucks. Then, for lunch, transition across the Rocky Mountains to Denver and get your lunch fix at a Quiznos or a Chipotle. As you settle down before the start of the game, put some craft beers into the ice chest so they can chill in time for kickoff.
But if you’re looking for a meal that screams “Go Seahawks,” look no farther than the Beast Mode Sausage.
Named after the Seahawks bruising running back, Marshawn Lynch, who has been given the Beast Mode moniker for his style of running, this sausage mirrors Lynch’s football personality. A butcher in Puyallup, Wash. has combined sweet and spicy meat with Skittles, the candy of choice for Lynch.
That’s right – sausage with Skittles on the inside.
So while the 12th man may have to travel across the country to cheer their team on live in Metlife Stadium, at least they will have something to snack on as they prepare for the championship game.
The Seahawks couldn’t just beat my 49ers and be done with it. Now they have to make a travesty out of my favorite sandwich. What’s next? Are they going to cancel my favorite TV shows? Beat up my grandma? There are only three things that should go on a sausage sandwich: peppers, onions and mustard. Not skittles. Never skittles. You’re insulting sausage lovers everywhere, which I now realize sounds a little weird. But the seahawks are basically rebelling against America. And if anyone is looking to point a finger of blame, point it at this world class asshole..
I hate you Pete Carroll. I hope your burn with Satan in the depths of hell.
– Ryan
So Bruce Jenner is Actually Turning Into a Woman
A picture is worth a thousand words. And apparently Kris Jenner is so awful to be with that she makes you want to be a woman. An elegant, jump suit wearing woman.
– Ryan
The Men of “Full House” Help Jimmy Fallon With His Nightmare Problems
YES YES YES. So, Jimmy is a little nervous about leaving ‘Late Night’, who could be the best possible trio to help him through this tough time? Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier.
-Matt
PS- Coulier always spot on with his impressions
If Cory Remsburg’s Standing Ovation Didn’t Tug at Your Heartstrings Last Night Then You Don’t Have Heartstrings
There are no braver men or women than those who serve in our armed forces. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be in Iraq or Afghanistan where the enemy is faceless and you’re constantly in fear of things such as car bombs or IED’s. It doesn’t even seem like the same world. This ovation could have gone on for 24 hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough. The definition of a hero.
– Ryan
