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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
My Jealously of Aaron Paul Grows Daily

Kings of Leon, bitch! It’s not cool enough that Aaron Paul went to a Kings of Leon concert in NYC last night. No, he had to make friends with Bill Murray and Rob Thomas. If we ever start cloning people, please start with Bill Murray. We could use more of him around. Also, Rob Thomas is the greatest third wheel of all time.
– Ryan
H/T Buzzfeed
Friday Quotes – The Pale Blue Dot by Carl Sagan
“We were hunters and foragers. The frontier was everywhere. We were bounded only by the Earth, and the ocean, and the sky. The open road still softly calls. Our little terraquious globe as the madhouse of those hundred thousand millions of worlds. We, who cannot even put our own planetary home in order, riven with rivalries and hatreds; Are we to venture out into space? By the time we’re ready to settle even the nearest of other planetary systems, we will have changed. The simple passage of so many generations will have changed us. Necessity will have changed us. We’re… an adaptable species. It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri and the other nearby stars. It will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths, and fewer of our weaknesses. More confident, farseeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness. What new wonders, undreamed of in our time, will we have wrought in another generation? And another? How far will our nomadic species have wandered by the end of the next century? And the next millennium? Our remote descendants, safely arrayed on many worlds through the solar system and beyond, will be unified by their common heritage, by their regard for their home planet, and by the knowledge that whatever other life there may be, the only humans in all the universe come from Earth. They will gaze up, and strain to find the blue dot in their skies. They will marvel at how vulnerable the repository of raw potential once was. How perilous, our infancy. How humble, our beginnings. How many rivers we had to cross before we found our way.” -Carl Sagan
One of my favorite quotes by anyone for the simple reason that it shoots a call to adventure straight into my brain. It puts how much we, as humans, have done in our short time on this tiny planet into perspective. It also gives a look to the future and how much we can achieve. Where will our species be in 200 years? I can bet no where near our original home, but we will look back to sky and find the pale blue dot our ancestors called home.
-Matt
Shakira and Rihanna’s New Music Video Made Me Feel Things
This video was better than most soft core porns I’ve watched. Not that I watch a lot of soft core porn, but you get the point. The chica from Colombia and the beauty from Barbados need to team up more often, because now every music video I watch will be a terrible let down. For now, let’s enjoy the music.
– Ryan
The Iron Sheik Has Found a New Target – Justin Bieber
If I’m Justin Bieber I’m hoping I get deported at this point. A man can only have his dick compared to so many tiny things before he loses his mind. And I wouldn’t want the Iron Sheik suplexing me or my Mexican girlfriend. That just sounds horrible.
On a side note is anyone even close to the Iron Sheik’s level when it comes to insults? He goes right after your pride with the tiny dick jokes, then just when you’re at your lowest level, he compares you to a dead, retarded midget animal. Coldblooded shit.
– Ryan






