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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Maxim Trankov Just Put the Entire Olympics on Notice
Is that a member of the Russian Imperial guard or a grotesque men’s figure skater? Powerhouse of an outfit. A lot of people might be talking about his skating but not me. He’s in the fucking Olympics. I’d hope he’s a good skater. Everyone is a good skater in the Olympics. But Maxim has a fashion sense that just can’t be taught. You’re either born with it or you’re not. And Maxim was born for this day. His hair may be dirty, his beard may be patchy, and he’s still a Russian male figure skater. But on February 6th, 2014, the history books will remember that Maxim Trankov had an A+ outfitt.
– Ryan
Commissioner Gordon is Going to be in Star Wars VII…HOLD ME
You coy mother fucker, you. He is going to be a sith lord, calling it now
-Matt
The 2014 NBA Dunk Contest is Starting a Party in My Pants
John Wall
Terrence Ross (My favorite to win)
Damian Lillard
Paul George
Harrison Barnes
Ben McLemore
Nothing is official yet, but this is what the lineup will most likely look like. No Lebron, but I still can’t wait for the all-star break.
-Matt
Farrah Abraham Claims “Dark Times” During Her Time in the Porn Industry
EXCLUSIVE: Farrah Abraham’s Shocking New Claim: “I’m a Rape Survivor”
Couple’s Therapy star Farrah Abraham opened up about her past on the show— but now she’s exposing even more, revealing her dark past of rape and abuse.
In the new issue of In Touch, Farrah, 22, exclusively reveals, “I was drugged and raped more than once. I allowed the type of people into my life,” she says, adding that after the release of her porn movie, she booked appearances at strip clubs and porn conventions that put her in unsafe situations. – InTouch Weekly
“It was a very dark time.”
Are people who surround themselves with the porn industry more susceptible to “rape culture”? In today’s day and age one of the biggest problem our culture faces is the separation of fantasy and reality. The focus of this invisible barrier usually sits with gun control. A statistic came across my desktop the other day: there has been one school shooting every 10 days since Newtown. EVERY 10 DAYS. That’s mind blowing. I’m not going to attempt to go into the psyche of the people who perpetrate these shootings, but a solid bet would be that they’re mentally unstable. They see something in a video game or on TV and then go out and do it. Back to porn. Go on any porn website, literally any one, and you’ll find some very disturbing categories, including rape. All it takes is one individual who has trouble separating fantasy and reality to watch a “rape” video. That same individual can go to a strip club or porn convention and try to reenact that same video he just watched. Now is the person being attacked to blame because she put herself in that type of environment? That’s where it gets dicey. Porn isn’t promoting rape, but it’s also not going out of its way to typecast against it, either. If these allegations are true, then obviously its tragic. But you can’t help but think in a different environment, this all could’ve been avoided.
What do you think?
– The Average Nobodies
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year – George Clooney Press Week
Oh my sweet Clooney. Some people look forward to Christmas. Some people look forward to their birthday. I look forward to George Clooney’s media week. He’s promoting Monuments Men, which I will probably see, but right now the matter at hand is Clooney. Letterman one day, The Daily Show the next (YouTube has banned the Daily Show video. Nobody bans Clooney!). So effortless. So suave. Cracking jokes, making everyone in the room feel like they’ve been best friends for years. If I ever met a magic genie, I’d wish for George Clooney to come out with 52 movies a year, so we’d never have to be apart.
– Ryan
P.S.
Bill Belichick Has To Own the Most Hooded Sweatshirts in the World
So pretty much everyone knows by now that Bill Belichick only wears hooded sweatshirts at Patriot’s games. Can’t hate on it, especially when my coach buys khaki pants in bulk at Walmart. With that said, let me direct your attention to exhibit D:
Hooded sweatshirt at the Pro-Am? Come on, Bill. We know you’re not homeless. Splurge and get a sweater or a polo shirt. Peyton has no problem looking dapper and he’s probably the most depressed person in America. While you’re at it, get some looser pants. Nobody wants to see the Belichick bulge.
– Ryan
‘Lake Street Dive’ is blowing up the Cover Song Game
I love me a good cover, especially one of the Jackson 5. Read the rest of this entry











