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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Blake Griffin is a Cheat Code and the 76ers SUCK
The jerseys are hideous, but those dunks are georgous.
-Matt
Chara Carries The Slovakian Flag. In Other News Chara is 10x Bigger than the Next Tallest Person in Slovakia
Obvious choice of flag bearer, Slovakia. Quick question though: Is Slovakia filled with munchkins besides him? Did he break the hospital when he was born? Had to.
-Matt
Bob Costas Needs to Buy a Horse and Move to the Woods
Enough is enough with this guy. He thinks he’s king of the mountain because NBC blows him every time the Olympics comes around. So you’re telling me I have to stare at Bob Costas and his pillow fart face if I wanna root on the U S of A in the Olympics?
I’m no Communist so I’ll do it, but I’m not happy about it. Not one bit. I hope Bob Costas dies of gonorrhea and rots in hell.
– Ryan
The Most Disturbing “Stay in School” PSA…Probably Ever
I’m not really sure what to make of this. It can’t be real, right? It can’t. Best part? “YOU’RE SLOWING ME DOWN”. Classic. I’d like to say I wouldn’t be that guy, but you don’t know until it happens to you. This video is fucked up beyond belief.
-Matt
“Timber” Minus Pitbull is a Major Downgrade
How can BuzzFeed say with a straight face that “Timber” is better off without Pitbull. Are you high? Pitbull makes each and every song he is in. Do you think I want to hear just Kesha? NO. If I wanted to hear JUST Kesha I’d go sit in a back alley in Providence and listen to cats claw each others faces off. I’m good with that. Give me the king of white pants, or give me death!
-Matt
