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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Add Calling Samuel L. Jackson ‘Laurence Fishburne’ To the List of Things I Never, Ever Want To Do
“We don’t all look the same!” How do you come back from that? Samuel L. Jackson just called you a racist on live TV and basically ruined your career. I have to imagine Samuel L. Jackson holds a grudge like a son of a bitch. Just never lets anything go. You cut him off on the highway and he follows you around for the rest of your natural born days. Makes your life a literal living hell. Definitely a bonehead move by the anchor here, especially for an “entertainment” reporter, but any other actor probably let’s it go and they continue on the with the interview. Not Sammy. He wears backwards Kangol hats and makes white people feel guilty. 2 for fucking 2.
– Ryan
The Single Most Underrated Scene in the Batman Trilogy
“He begged….like a dog”
Such an underrated scene from the most underrated villain of the series.
-Matt
The Game of Thrones Season 4 Extended Sneak Peak Has Me Harder Than a Diamond in an Ice Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iS3tULXMQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Good lord this was awesome. Why don’t more shows do this? 15 minute sneak peak mixing scenes from the new season with interviews of cast members. Perfect. I thought I was ready for Season 4, but now I have no idea what to expect. All I know is Braun needs a heavy showing this season. Needs it like I need Busch Light on a Friday night.
– Ryan
The Nobodies Sing The National Anthem
Marvin Gaye. Whitney Houston. Queen Latifah. Entertainment stars singing the national anthem at big time sporting events is a tradition that is as old as time itself. While performing the anthem at the Superbowl or World Series is a huge honor, we feel that the ultimate pat on the back would be singing it for your home country during the Olympics. The Olympic’s may be in Russia this year, but there’s no such thing as being over prepared. When they come back to America, remember this day. For this is the day the Average Nobodies stole the hearts of Americans everywhere. Hit the music!
I Wish Shia LaBeouf Would Just Go Away
For someone who keeps saying he doesn’t want to be famous anymore, Shia LaBeouf sure does draw a lot of attention to himself. If you don’t want to be famous then just stop showing up to movie premiers. Or show up and blend into the background. Pretty much do anything except wear a paper bag over your head that says “I am not famous anymore”. I was a big Shia fan, but now he’s just getting annoying. Either make movies and count your money or leave everyone alone. If I may quote your most famous movie, Shia, if you don’t like that, well, that’s too damn bad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3cgnJZAxC0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
– Ryan
Matt’s Music Monday – The Beatles
Last nights tribute on CBS was awesome! Got me in ‘The Beatles” mood.
-Matt
PS- My favorite Beatles cover of all time. Dave


