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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
The SI Swimsuit Cover Never, Ever, Disappoints.
Sunrise, sunset. Tide in, tide out. What goes up, must come down, and so on and so forth. What I’m trying to get at is when it comes to finding hot girls to dance around half naked on the beach, Sports Illustrated had cornered the market. This years cover stars: Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen.
Am I upset Kate Upton didn’t get the triple crown? A little, but even the queen needs some time off.
-Matt
Sex Ads Are Getting Weird
You have to try 3single dot com. There you talk to amateur grils who look like your neighbor. Have fun 
So this is what the sex ad business has come to. Really going out on a limb and hoping my neighbor is a hot girl. Well guess what 3single got com, my neighbors are not hot girls. So if I go on your site, who exactly am I talking to? Is it my neighbor across the street, who are the parents are my best friend? Is it the elderly woman who lives next door? I’m no Casanova, but that shit doesn’t do it for me. Also an important detail in the sexy talk game is spelling girls correctly. I don’t want to talk to amateur grils. I don’t want to talk to professional grils. I will admit the smiley face at the end was a nice touch. Other than that, I’ll probably never use 3single dot com. PROBABLY.
– Ryan
Billy Ray Cyrus Has His Finger on the Pulse of America
I’m not really sure what to say about this video. Larry King, spaceships, black guys in cowboys hats. I guess it’d be easier to mention what this video DOESN’T have. I think this video should end the discussion on what’s wrong with Miley Cyrus. If my dad was this insane I’d probably hump a teddy bear and shave my eyebrows too. I sincerely hope I never see another Billy Ray Cyrus again. Either that or I hope I go blind.
– Ryan
P.S. Makayla Bartley sums up this video so perfectly.
Tech Thursday is Back – The Leaked iPhone 6
Has Apple finally caught up with the times? Are they finally going to ditch the tiny screen and go big? From these leaked pics it looks like it!
-Matt
Dale Hansen Just Mic Dropped the Entire World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc5C4SXAYM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
World, Dale Hansen; Dale Hansen, world. This is as good a two minute take on any subject as you’ll ever see. And Dale Hansen couldn’t be more right. If NFL teams are so worried about the “controversy” a gay man will bring maybe they should stop drafting every version of an asshole the world ever created. Suck it, NFL.
– Ryan
Thanks to Timmy for the tip.
Hey Kanye, Someone Needs a Diaper Change
What is happening here. Is that thing photoshopped? Has to be, right? Hey Kim, Christmas dinner called, it’s missing two hams.
-Matt
The Pelicans Mascot Gets Plastic Surgery Because This is the Fucking NBA
Apparently this is what the NBA has come to: Flopping and mascots getting reconstructive surgery. Good old Pierre teaching kids that if you are ugly and scary you can always just mess around with your face so people won’t run screaming from you.
Jesus, he was scary
Now he just looks like Jay Leno.
-Matt
*BREAKING* Richie Incognito Has A Message For Jon Martin “The Truth Will Bury You…”
Dear Jon Martin….. The truth is going to bury you and your entire “camp”. You could have told the truth the entire time.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
I’m ready to move on with my life and career. I’ve been dragged through the mud for months by my “best friend”. #betrayed#railroaded
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
Kenny Zuckerman from Priority Sports…. What do you have to say for your actions? Why did you release the VM. What was your goal ?
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
I’m guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate. I apologize for my poor language and rude remarks. I’ve never denied it.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
I apologize to all of the women out there that I offended with my text messages to my close personal friend.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn’t playing well. Told me he felt worthless.
— Richie Incognito (@68INCOGNITO) February 12, 2014
Jon Martin is a piece of trash. Get over it man, Richie has had enough of your cry baby nonsense. This is the NFL, not high school. Liking the heat on that last tweet, Richie. Things you said in private to him were aired. Eye for an eye.
-Matt
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