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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Table Talk – Venting About The NBA Dunk Contest, Drakes Friends, and Nick Cannon
-The Average Nobodies
I Wanna Be Best Friends with Chrissy Teigen
And by best friends I mean passionate lovers. She’s a swimsuit model, she’s one of the funniest people on Twitter and she’s a swimsuit model. That’s why we in the business call a triple threat. Plus she’s married to John Legend and best friends with Erin Andrews and Brooklyn Decker. Imagine those sexy parties? That’s something I need to be apart of. With my ability to consume alcohol and rapist wit, I’d fit in in no time. Hey Chrissy, if you’re out there, let Uncle Ryan into your inner circle. It’ll be the worst decision of your life.
– Ryan
Shia Has Officially Gone Off The Deep End
Shia, what the HELL is that supposed to mean?
Comes back to us, Louis Stevens.
-Matt
Happy Valentines Day From the Saddest People on the Internet
Valentine’s Day girls will be divided into three types: some will cry, others take a picture of their bouquets, and I’ll eat
— Tanya Pisareva (@Tanya100998) February 14, 2014
This Valentine´s day just remember… Roses are red and violets are blue, but beer costs less tha a dinner for two
— José Pablo Ladrón (@Leidron) February 14, 2014
this is definitely the worst Valentine’s Day ever.
— faith (@faithforsythe9) February 14, 2014
@Harry_Styles happy Valentine’s day Harry love you ♥
— soon kebab (@st_plewska) February 14, 2014
If you’re wishing your “love” a Happy Valentine’s Day on Facebook I’m just going to assume you’re desperate for attention & sleeping alone.
— Heather Saffer (@HeatherCupcakes) February 14, 2014
Fuck Valentine’s day, The Walking Dead returns TONIGHT!!!
— Mrs. Slade (@InProgNito) February 14, 2014
– The Average Nobodies
Your Cell Phone 20 Years Ago
This is kind of insane when you think about it. In your pocket lies a machine that has the power to call people, take pictures, play music, multiply numbers, surf the web, pay for your groceries, and a whole bunch of other useful things. Tell that to someone your age 20 years ago and they might burn you at the stake for being a witch.
-Matt
PS- Is it weird that I wish the cassette tape made a comeback? Vinyl’s did, why not the old plastic cassette? TELL ME! ………Sorry, that got out of hand.
