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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Narragansett Beer is Turning the Beer Game Upside Down and Inside Out
For those of you non Rhode Islanders/New Englanders, this is kind of a big deal. I’m not a huge Gansett fan when it’s a can (span tan Jan), but I love lemonade. And if I can drink something that tastes like lemonade and also get drunk, well then you had me at hello. Bravo Narragansett. Next step is getting this snow out of the way and letting the sun do its thing. Uncle Ryan has a beach date with a 6er of these shandy’s.
– Ryan
photo via @PeteMFBoyd
Lebron James Just Made Me Love The Shit Out of Him
Anyone who buys WWE Championship belts for all his teammates is ok in my book!
-Matt
PS- how about that plug for WWE Network. Coincidence? Nothing is coincidence when you have Vinnie Mac in your corner. I wouldn’t be surprised of he sent the belts to Lebron and let the King take credit.
Want to Sleep Tonight? Don’t Watch This “Banned” McDonalds Commercial
Ok, so this clearly wasn’t even close to endorsed by McDonalds on any level. Doesn’t change the fact that it is horrifying. I still don’t understand the irrational fear of clowns a lot of people have, but with this video I can kind of see where they are coming from. KIND OF
-Matt
Kanye West Looked As Snug as a Pig in a Blanket on Late Night With Seth Meyers
This is all the proof you need to know that Seth Meyers is going to be a great Late Night host. He may not have the charisma of Jimmy Fallon or the chin of Jay Leno, but the guy can conduct an interview with just about anyone. Did you see his interview with Amy Poehler Monday night? Not only was it funny, but the style of the interview reminded me of a conversation that me and my friends have all the time. Granted Poehler and Meyers are best friends and have great chemistry, but the conversation was so casual and entertaining to watch. It didn’t feel like you were watching a host interview a guest, it felt like you had the inside scoop on two friends shooting the breeze.
Back to Kanye. Have you ever seen Kanye look this comfortable on a talk show set? Ever? I have to give almost all of the credit to Seth Meyers here. He has the ability to make anyone who comes on set, whether it be his best friend or a famously bad interviewer, feel comfortable. Talking about being a dad, showing old SNL sketches; this is easily my favorite Kanye interview of all time. He’s never seemed like “just another guy” to me, but this interview is helping to change that perception. He’s still bat shit crazy, but it’s nice to see this side of him. The only thing left to do is for the Late Night YouTube page to put up his musical performance from last night. Neeeeeed it.
– Ryan
Yeah Bitch! Aaron Paul is Hosting Monday Night Raw This Week
I need a tag title match on Raw. Jessie Pinkman and Walter White (The Albuquerque Alliance) vs. The New Age Outlaws. Winner gets the tag belts, loser has to do meth FOR REAL.
– Ryan
Jim Parsons Hosts SNL This Saturday! BAZINGA
Proud to say that The Average Nobodies will be in the big city for this SNL. We won’t be at the taping per say, but we will be at a bar.
-Matt
Monster Blog Wednesday – Favorite SNL Skits
Over Saturday Night Live’s 39 years on-air there have been tons and tons of note worthy sketches. Sketches that have made generation after generation laugh uncontrollably, and while it is a seemly insurmountable task to choose just one as your favorite, we here at Average Nobodies will give it our best shot. Here we go! Read the rest of this entry
The New Anti-Smoking Commercial is Disturbing, But Not For the Reasons You May Think
You want to know the most disturbing thing about that commercial? The reaction of the woman behind the register. You just saw someone tear a piece of their face off to pay for a pack of smokes and your reaction is “take care”? Is this a normal occurrence for this woman? Does she see a lot of face peeling at her job? I need answers, and I need them now. This commercial doesn’t make me hate cigarettes, it makes me never want to go into a convenience store again.
– Ryan
