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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
John Henry Delivered a Sweet Burn to the Entire Miami Marlins Organization
For those unaware, the Miami Marlins owners were ragging on the Red Sox yesterday for their spring training lineup, because when you know your season is already over, this is what you do. Hey Miami, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. I’d say we’ll see you in October, but we both know that’s not going to happen.
– Ryan
The Purple Dinos are Back! And I’m not Talking Barney
This video is giving me the tingles! These are the Raptors that I grew to love back when I first started watching the NBA. Can’t wait to see these jerseys come back for the 20th anniversary. These Celtics are my home, but I will always have a place for the black and purple!
Lets storm HARD into the playoffs!
-Matt
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Cat Fightttttttt
Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT 👅 been pic.twitter.com/IO6KwRzw2y
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
Now those are fighting words if I’ve ever seen them. Once you bring ex boyfriends into the mix, especially one’s that are fresh wounds, you’re asking for trouble. Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry. Sounds like a dream/nightmare I once had. All I know is there is only way to settle this, and its the only way people should ever settle their differences: steel cage match. Somebody fire up the internet we need to book this pronto.
– Ryan
P.S. This is the exact reason why I follow Miley Cyrus on Twitter. Ultimate wildcard.
This Tweet is Why ESPN Sucks
Triple-doubles in NBA this season: • Lance Stephenson: 4 • Joakim Noah: 3 • Steph Curry: 3 • Kevin Durant: 2 • LeBron James: 0
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 6, 2014
So we’re not going to include Kevin Love or Kyle Lowry or the dozen or so other guys that DO have a triple double this year? I’m not one of those hockey fans who thinks they get boned with ESPN exposure because SportsCenter repeatedly shows a guy who is 7 feet tall dunk (even though its true). If hockey fans want to know why they’re on NBC Sports and not ESPN they should revolutionize (?) against their commissioner who locked out the sport twice in eight years. As far as ESPN is concerned, this is why people hate you. We know Lebron is great. We know he’s your bread and butter. But we don’t need to know he doesn’t have a triple double this year. Especially when there are a dozen people who you rarely cover who have accomplished that. Lebron doesn’t need to be on every list or every segment of your show. Would it kill you to get some Dirk stats up in there!?
– Ryan
Who is Going to SXSW!?
Today marks the start of SXSW 2014 in Austin Texas. There is only one problem with that…WE ARE STILL IN RHODE ISLAND. Never fear, The Average Nobodies are diligently finishing up their last days at work and are flying down tomorrow to begin our SXSW extravaganza! But what does that mean for you? It means that you are coming with us! Well, kind of, and let us explain. We will be covering every inch of our experience while down in Austin. Look for our tweets (@AverageNoboides), look for our videos (we will be releasing a special “Twitter News Weekly” filmed at SXSW), look for our pictures, and, if you happen to be at SXSW, LOOK FOR US! We would love to meet up with you guys!
See you on the other side!
-Ryan & Matt
PS- if you happen to be at SXSW keep a lookout for our flyers!
Ken Griffey Jr. is Not Handling Retirement Well
That’s the most disinterested I’ve ever seen a person look. That video is 1:51 and I felt like I was watching it for hours. Like a slow motion train wreck that was never going to stop. Luckily, it did. So I guess this answers the age old question: how is Ken Griffey Jr. handling retirement? Not well it seems. Just doing interview after interview hating his new life. I knew some athletes didn’t make a seamless transition into retirement but Griffey just looks depressed. Poor Linda Cohn. She was so excited to interview him, and then he turned into that person you keep texting even though you write paragraphs and they answer with one word. I guess that’s what happens when you never win a World Series. You turn into a one word robot.
– Ryan
Devin Brugman’s Instagram Was a Flurry of Emotion Last Night
Mar 7
Posted by ryanfoges
What a flurry of emotion. Devin Brugman’s instagram is the ideal place to feed creeps and weirdo. Granted I follow her so I’m not sure what that says about me. This is also a good time to point out that people who comment “first like” on instagram are the worst people in the world. Do you want a a medal or a prize? Go out and experience some human interaction. And Devin Brugmam, I’ll be in Austin, Texas until Wednesday if you finally come to your senses and want to hang out.
– Ryan
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