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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Parenting 101: Shoot Heroin at McDonalds and Let your Kids Run Free
CINCINNATI (AP) — An Indiana couple has been arrested in Ohio on child endangering charges because police say they overdosed on heroin in a McDonald’s play area.
Hamilton County court records show that the fire department in Green Township, just west of Cincinnati, responded to a call Sunday of two adults needing attention in the restaurant’s children’s play area. Authorities say one was unconscious and not breathing; the other was conscious but unresponsive.
They recovered from what police say were “life-threatening overdoses” of heroin. Authorities say the couple acknowledged taking the drugs while caring for two children, a 5-year-old girl and 8-year-old boy.
Court documents show each pleaded not guilty. Robert Paul Palmer, 37, was being held Thursday on $10,000 bond. Tamica Lynn Jeffers, 33, was being held on $6,000 bond. – Huff Post
And the parents of the year award goes to………not these fucking people. Is Indiana really this horrifyingly boring that the only way to get kicks is to blast some dope and watch your kids play in a ball pit? (This is assuming this McDonalds had a play pit) I wonder if they ordered their Big Macs with a side of “rock bottom”.
-Matt
PS- Look out, Florida, Indiana is trying to take your insanity crown.
Josh McCown, Welcome to the BAY!
Ok, so he’s no Blaine Gabbert, but I think the Bucs got the second best free agent QB out there. Pair this hot handed QB with an underrated OT (Collins), a young talented corner (Verner), and 2 beasts on the d-line (McDonald and Johnson) you’ve got a recipe for success. Lovie Smith and Jason Licht are raping, plundering, and pillaging like pirates tend to do. They are taking no prisoners and spending that sweet cap space faster than you can say “fuck Greg Schiano”. Nobody is safe from these two. Not nobody. Not nohow. 31 teams in the NFL think they have a shot at free agency when reality is everyone wants a spot on the hottest team since my 2013 mens league softball team. Keep a lookout in your rearview mirror. Lovie is coming to town, and he’s out for blood.
-Matt
PS- Revis, Joseph, Penn: Thank you for your time (short and long) in Tampa. Too bad you had to get released the year before we win the Superbowl.
Blaine Gabbert to the 49ers? K See Ya in Phoenix
Who did we need to help us get over the hump? Blaine Fucking Gabbert, that’s who. No chance we lose in the NFC Championship or Super Bowl now. I can’t wait to order my Gabbert jersey and laugh at all the haters when we’re celebrating in Phoenix next February. Oh and in case you need more proof, here are some stats for you:
Career TDs: 22
Career INT: 24
Career passer rating: 66.4%
NO BIG DEAL.
– Ryan
P.S. Does anyone else have their own “Real American” video? Didn’t think so.
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SXSW 2014 in Pictures
Beer + Street Meat + Average Nobodies = Bliss
Waiting to see Jimmy Kimmel Live from Austin! 
Getting ready for our mission to Mars
This man [Sunny Wolf] has the fingers of an angel
A little shameless self-promoting never hurt anyone 
Walking the red carpet like a couple of big timers
Seth Rogan, Zach Effron, Mclovin, Ike Barinhotltz, and Dave Franco!
Jon Faverau
Can you tell we were in Texas?
Getting ready to shoot Twitter News Weekly from the streets of Austin!
Q&A from Tye Sheridan and Nick Cage after their movie ‘Joe’
Let’s Talk About the Time I Got Into a Choking Contest With a Stranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnp5jvEOgD4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Unfortunately there is very little documentation of this because when someone challenges you to a good old fashioned choke out you don’t wait for someone to film it you just start choking each other. And that’s exactly what happened Sunday night in Austin. What I thought was going to be an innocent game of indoor shuffleboard turned into a championship showdown of who could incapacitate their opponent. My vision is a little cloudy so I don’t remember how we got on the subject but I do know I felt like I was talking to this kid for 12 hours. Before I knew it, he was showing me choking techniques and the rest of the night was pretty much a blur. Since this kid used to be a Marine he won in every facet of a competition a human being can win at. But after this experience I now know how to choke someone out as long as they’re not too tall. That’s the beauty of SXSW: you go in expecting to learn the in’s and outs of the film business and you leave a trained fighter. I can’t wait to see what I learn next year.
– Ryan
Twitter News Weekly – Live from SXSW!
The Nobodies had an INCREDIBLE time at SXSW 2014. Keep a lookout for some posts highlighting our journey, but until then here is a very special TNW shot from outside the Austin Convention Center.
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