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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Cowboys Doing Cowboy Things: Sign Brandon “The Oldest College Graduate in History” Weeden to 2 Year Contract
Source – IRVING, Texas — The Dallas Cowboys have agreed with former Cleveland Browns quarterback Brandon Weeden on a two-year deal, a source told ESPN.com.
Weeden visited with the coaches at Valley Ranch on Monday and will be the third quarterback under contract behind Tony Romo and Kyle Orton.
The Cowboys have not carried a third quarterback on the roster since 2011, when they had Stephen McGee behind Romo and Jon Kitna, but would appear committed that way early in the 2014 offseason.
I’d love to sit in on the Cowboys draft and free agent meetings. Do they just go through lists of players that they know will infuriate their fan base and decide to sign them? Because I have to be honest that’s what it seems like they’re doing. Whenever you pick up the Browns sloppy seconds you really need to start reevaluating your decision making skills. Maybe Jerry Jones should worry less about his eye glasses getting cleaned and worry more about fielding a team that isn’t the dictionary definition of mediocre. Or maybe he should just keep doing what he’s doing so the rest of us can get a good laugh. SIX MORE YEARS! SIX MORE YEARS!
– Ryan
Frank Carpano Might Have the Best Reporter Warmup Routine in the Game Today
Rhode Island’s finest, everybody. That’s how the true pro’s get ready for live TV. Thumb to the face and tongue sticking it out like it ain’t no thang. I’m not 100% sure that we can rule out a stroke, but if it wasn’t then Frank needs to work on his game face. I know a Rhode Island college basketball team hasn’t been THIS good in awhile, but that’s no excuse. You’re better than this, Frank. Lock it up.
– Ryan
H/T Uproxx
Zach Ryder Has Lost His Mind
This new web series Ryder is working on has got me worried for him. First of all, the title: “Zach Ryder’s Last Rezort”? That sounds like the opening lines to a suicide note. Zach, buddy, calm down over there. I know things haven’t been going well for you in the WWE, but you haven’t faded away. Just keep keeping on. No need to smash your United States Championship. Not sure WWE will want to see that either.
-Matt
Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Our Favorite Person in the World – Rob Ford
When I woke up this morning I knew there was going to be a video of Rob Ford. I would’ve bet my entire life on it. Drinking holiday’s are Rob Ford’s specialty. And here it is. Want to know the genius of Rob Ford? One of the first videos leaked of him, which really put him on the crazy train map, was of him smoking crack. Now every other video, whether he’s steamrolling old ladies or sweating up a storm after a night of drinking, seem tame. I watched this video and thought nothing of it. Just a guy on the town getting his drink on for St. Paddy’s Day. I honestly would have been upset if I knew Rob Ford didn’t celebrate this holy day like only Rob Ford can: a lot of alcohol, maybe a little crack, and literally tons of fun. Keep doing you, Bobby.
– Ryan
Jim Harbaugh Casually Doing Pushups With a Walrus
This is why I respect the hell out of Jim Harbaugh. Is he insane? Yes. But show me another man on this earth that can get that type of effort out of a walrus. I’m no scientist but Walrus’s seem like naturally lazy animals. I can’t imagine they spend their free time jumping out of the water and doing pushups. But when Jim Harbaugh is around he’s about one thing and one thing only: maximizing potential. That walrus probably saw Harbaugh coming and knew from the look in his eyes that it was pushup time. Most of us spend our vacations relaxing and drinking mojitos. Jim Harbaugh spends his vacations doing pushups with sea creatures. Game. Set. Psycho.
– Ryan
I Hate Justin Beiber. HATE
I am just now watching this deposition video. It makes my blood absolutely boil. I could barely get through the entire thing. It took every muscle in my body to not try to jump through the computer screen and choke this dope. I have no words for what I am feeling right now. It would be completely out of character of me to boo someone in public, but I would break character for him. The minute i spotted him I would stop dead in my tracks and boo the shit out of him.
-Matt
Could YOU be the next host of =3?
The hit Youtube show, =3, starring Ray William Johnson, is coming to an end….sort of. Ray announced yesterday via his 5-year-old show that he would be retiring from =3 to pursue other projects. However, he isn’t putting an end to =3. Instead he is going to find a new host for the show, someone he thinks can take the show to new heights. “Could it be you?”, he asked in his farewell video…
Well, could it be YOU?
-Matt
PS- Good luck to you, Ray. I hope you have much success in your future endeavors and career.
Happy Pie Day!
In honor of this wonderful holiday I will eat my weight in delicious blueberry pie. If I don’t return to blog on Monday you know what has happened to me. I have succumbed to the blueberry goodness and have passed on to the next life where I will Indubitably do it all over again on next years pie day. I am a gluten for punishment. Pie punishment
-Matt
**UPDATE**
I’m being told that this day is actually meant for the mathematical term “pi”. Disregard what I have said previously.
