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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Grady Sizemore Will Be the Starting Center Fielder for the Sox on Opening Day
It’s official: Farrell says Sizemore is his Opening Day center fielder
— Gordon Edes (@GordonEdes) March 28, 2014
All aboard the Grady Sizemore train. Choo Choo! If Sizemore stays healthy he’ll be the perfect fit for the Sox, which I believe is something the Yankees are saying about their center fielder except we didn’t pay Sizemore $200 mill. Obviously he’s not going to be Jacoby, but the beautiful thing is, he doesn’t have to be. He’s great defensively, he has a better arm than Jacoby, and as long as he can stay in the .270 range at the plate we’ll be golden. He doesn’t need to hit leadoff. He doesn’t need to steal 70 bases. We’re not looking for a franchise center fielder, we’re looking for a holding pattern until Jackie Bradley is ready to roll. I think Sizemore fits that and then some. 3 days till baseball baby!
– Ryan
P.S. If this post jinxes him I will set myself on fire.
This “#CancelColbert” Thing is Going Way to Far
Here his the tweet that everyone is freaking out about:
(Let me start by pointing the person who was the first to reply to it, congratulations @FedMex, you have a pulse and sense of humor) Oh no? Did someone get offended by a Comedy Central tweet. We need to collectively get over it. For everyone trying to get Colbert’s show canceled remember who you are dealing with. It’s like trying to get a child arrested for indecent exposure for pulling his pants off and running around a Walmart. Not gonna happen. That doesn’t mean we should hold him to a lower standard of humanity, but come on people there are COUNTLESS bits in his show that could be offensive for anyone. Don’t watch it! I could go go on a crusade against numerous black comics, but I don’t. You know why? I know its a JOKE and I have better things to do.
Here is another tweet people can get mad at! How dare he photoshop himself on the Lincoln monument!
“While touring the capital, I sat down with #Lincoln. Sadly, he did not bring me the gifts I wanted that Christmas.” pic.twitter.com/NFHv2ZzDkF
— The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) March 26, 2014
I love my church because they offer Casual Fridays, Saturdays, and Mondays thru Thursdays.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 11, 2014
NOT A RELIGIOUS TWEET! Have you lost your mind, Stephen?!
PS- We should all attend Michael Gary Scott’s diversity day.
Vince McMahon, Dinosaur Skull Connoisseur
There’s a famous scene in the HBO show The Wire where one of the older characters is teaching the youngn’s how to play chess.
The pawns, bishop, rooks, knights and even the queen have one goal: checkmate the king. Nine times out of ten most of these pieces get taken, but the King, he stay the King. That’s exactly what happened when Vince McMahon heard about Bill Murrays PBR pants.
This photo just so happened to get on Twitter the day Bill Murray took over the internet. Vince McMahon was recently interviewed by Forbes Magazine since he’s a billionaire once again, and he’s main quote was that he has a voracious appetite for life. Naturally he has a dinosaur skull in his office which just so happens to line up perfectly with his own skull when photographed from that angle. The King stay The King.
– Ryan
P.S.
I Need Bill Murray’s PBR Pants
Jesus, Bill. Save some coolness for the rest of us. You know Bill Murray is going to steal the show, but you never know how. Sometimes its his antics, sometimes it’s his clothing. The PBR pants are subtle yet majestic. Wouldn’t expect anything less from the king.
H/T Uproxx
– Ryan
Bad Ass(es) of the Week: Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson
The day after their hysterical season one finale, Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, creators of Broad City, are my bad asses of the week. It’s not every day that two women in their mid 20’s get to premiere a show on a major network, but that’s exactly what Abbi and Ilana have done. The coolest part of this whole process, for me anyway, is how similar the SHOW Broad City is to the WEB SERIES Broad City. I started watching the web series a few years ago, and it blew me away. Abbi and Ilana weren’t creaking the door open to see if someone was home, they were kicking it in and shoving their perverse brand of comedy right in your face.
Abbi and Ilana are members of the Chicago sketch comedy group The Upright Citizens Brigade, the same UCB that has produced stars Amy Poehler, Rob Riggle, Bobby Moynihan and Kate McKinnon. They used their experiences at UCB to create the web series Broad City, a 2-4 minute per episode series about two best friends growing up stoned and broke in New York City. The relationship between Abbi and Ilana drives the show, but their individual sexual, professional and culinary conquests are just as great. They made 24 episodes in all, and each one was weirdly unique in its own way. Now, with the help of some lady named Amy Poehler (she is the executive producer of the Comedy Central version, and directed and guest starred in last nights season finale) they have a hit show that was recently renewed for a second season. I can’t wait to see what crazy, funny stuff they come up with. Cheers to Ilana and Abbi, and cheers to Broad City. Four and three and two and one…
– Ryan
Why is this Such A HUGE Deal Right Now.
So maybe most college football players don’t wear pads during their pro days, but is it that big of a deal? Don’t they wear this stuff in the NFL during, like, every game? Johnny Football is turning into the Lebron James of Sportscenter.
