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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Three Days Grace Releases a Jam
I have always loved Three Days Grace, and it’s good to see them still pumping out music. They have great music to work out to.
-Matt
They also were selected as the title song of my favorite wrestling video game of all time: WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2007
Beck Bennett’s “Baby Boss” Skit Is Back For Round 2 and It Was Great
The one thing I always wished Lorne Michaels added to SNL was who created and wrote the sketches. I don’t know how he’d do this but I’ve always wanted to know, and this rings true for the “Baby Boss” sketch as well. I have to imagine the sketch idea was created by Beck Bennett, unless one of the writers has ESP and just knew he could play a perfect baby. Whether you like this sketch or not, there is no denying that Beck Bennett has perfect the mannerisms of a baby. Playing with his feet, trying to walk, smacking his hands together. I’m glad this is turning into a semi returning sketch, because the possibilities are literally endless for this kind of character.
– Ryan
Wolverine The Musical Better Be Real or Else I’m Going to be Severely Disappointed
This better be a sound check for the real thing. I don’t think I can take hearing this masterpiece and get nothing in return. I NEED a Wolverine musical like I need air to breathe.
-Matt
PS- On the day of the series finale of How I Met You Mother I give you NPH and Jason Segel singing the ‘Confrontation’ from Les Mis. (Hugh Jackman played Valjean in the movie)
Dad Turns His Kid Into an Action Hero!
So awesome! Kudos to this dad for making these videos. One day that kids is going to love them as much as the dad loves making them.
-Matt
Happy “How I Met Your Mother” Day
Today marks the end of a 9 year journey for Marshall, Barney, Lilly, Robin, and Ted. Tonight the New York gang says goodbye to both their fans and each other as they each take a separate path. Marshall and Lilly will be moving to Italy, Ted took a job in New York, and the newly weds, Robin and Barney will start married life in New York. This last season, and more specifically, the most recent episode, has given me all the closure I need for this sitcom, and if that’s is the case then what can I expect from the finale? Personally I think HIMYM still has a few tricks up its sleeve. Don’t be surprised if this one is a tad more tear-jerkier than other series finales like it. I think we are in for a wild ride of emotions.
-Matt
Think about this going into the finale: Why is Ted telling his kids this story? What sparked it?
I think we find out tonight.
Music Monday – Come As You Are
A little Nirvana in honor of their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame bid.
-Matt
MJD Joins The Oakland Raiders in What I’m Calling “The Most Jaguar Move in History”
Apparently things have gotten so bad in MJD’s life that he felt the need to further bury his career by signing with Oakland. A 3-year deal with the Raiders? He might as well have signed his retirement form, if that is even a thing, if it isn’t then it’s like if he signed something like it. I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. Can’t blame the guy though. The “Jaguar way” has poisoned his mind. He is completely incapable of making a decision that will better his situation. The only player to ever escape Jacksonville’s grasp was Blaine Gabbert. He made it all the way west and is in a better place now. Maurice, I award you no points and may Al Davis have mercy on your soul.
-Matt
Alaska Wants to Secede Back to Russia – Bon Voyage You Ungrateful Frozen Igloo
Source – A petition on the White House website is calling for the state of Alaska to secede back to Russia.
It came only a week after Russian ambassador Vladmir Chizhov joked on TV about taking over the 49th state following speculation over Putin’s next move in Europe.
More than 30,000 people have signed the petition, Alaska back to Russia, which advocates a vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia.
It is not known whether the signatories are Alaskans wanting to secede or the rest of the US wanting to get rid of its state and its former governor Sarah Palin.
The petition needs to reach 100,000 signatures in 30 days before the White House has to act on it.
However, a Supreme Court ruling after the American Civil War makes unilateral secession unconstitutional.
Alaska was mentioned last week by Russian ambassador Chizhov on the BBC’s Andrew Marr Show
When Marr told the ambassador that US senator John McCain had warned Moldova could be next on Russia’s list, Chizhov replied: “Should I tell Senator McCain to watch over Alaska?”
Marr said: “Well they’ve got Alaska already, it’s slightly different.”
“It used to be Russian,” Chizhov jeered.
“Oh, ha, it’s a very worrying thought,” Marr said. “You’re not moving into Alaska, I hope.”
To which Chizhov replied: “(Laughs) I’m joking, of course. Nobody has anything to fear from Russia.”
She said: “After the Russian army invaded the nation of Georgia, Senator Obama’s reaction was one of moral indecision and equivalence, the kind of response that would only encourage Putin to invade Ukraine next.”
The state of Alaska was bought from Russia in 1867 for £7.2m and officially became part of the Union in 1959.
First off who wrote this article, The Doctah? Somebody tell Yahoo it’s ok to write in paragraphs. Secondly, if Alaska wants to succeed then I say we let them. I’m not trying to call Alaskans racist but they’re basically racist. We FINALLY get a black President and now all of a sudden you want to go back to Russia? Alaska is basically its own country anyway so I’m assuming they just heard the news that Obama is black. Can’t slip that past ole Ryan. All of a sudden we’re digging up documents from 1867 about how we purchased Alaska from Russia with a currency I can’t understand. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Let us keep the Keystone pipeline and you can have all the igloos and Sarah Palin you want. Pretty sure those are the only two things stupid enough to live in Alaska anyway.
– Ryan
P.S. If for some reason we have any fans in Alaska I want you to know this article isn’t about you.
