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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
UConn are the NAACP Champions!….Wait. What?
Leave it to Fox News to screw up an easy broadcast. Nothing like mixing up a national college sports association with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. Freudian slip? Maybe. Either way your news career days are numbered. Just look at “Bear Lady”. Guess where she is? Go ahead, guess……….No! Not dead, you sickos! She got fired.
100% Commitment is Hard to Come By
Gotta give this guy all the props in the world. Not once in this whole ordeal did he falter, not once. He was committed from the word “go”.
“Oh the girls are going to run the camera? Whatever, i’m sure there are more hot chicks coming”
“Oh there are big buff dudes getting in now. They better stay out of my way”
Eye on the prize the entire time. The only time he even gave a hint of backing out was when he had to be told he would be starring in a movie with the dudes. He had his pants around his ankles waiting to make his move. Give credit were credit is due, that’s what I always say.
-Matt
(Video from CollegeHumor.com)
I May Be Biased But This is One of the Coolest Videos of All Time
Unless you live under a rock (which if you do, I sincerely apologize) you know that WrestleMania 30 was last night in New Orleans. Per usual, WWE put on one hell of a show. The coolest moment for me came at the very beginning, when three of wrestling’s greatest performers shared the same ring in the name of WrestleMania. Thanks to this new behind the scenes video, we have a glimpse of what it was like for Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold and The Rock right before they came through that curtain last night. Watch and enjoy.
– Ryan
The End of an Era, The End of The Streak
Year in and year out the WWE goes through changes, but one thing has stayed constant for over 2 decades, the streak. Last night the most impressive streak in sports entertainment history came to an end. Undertakers perfect Wrestlemania run was ended by the hands of Brock Lesnar and his devastating F-5. To say the entire Super Dome was in shock is an understatement. This is one of those matches you watch knowing two things: 1. It’s going to be awesome and 2. Undertaker is going to walk out the winner. Maybe it was that fact that we didn’t want it to end or maybe it was the fact that we knew deep down that it had to eventually end, either way, this was something the WWE universe was not ready for. How do you say goodbye to someone who changed the face of the WWE for good. I was brought up on Undertaker, so to see him laying their defeated in the ring was a true hit of reality. The only person who knew when this day would come was Undertaker. He calls the shots and when he says it’s over, it’s over. The Deadman knew another year of rehab and training couldn’t be accomplished, at least not for a match he could be proud of. HBK was the logical choice to snap Undertaker’s streak, but Taker’ just wasn’t ready at that point. Just bad timing
With Undertaker probably calling it a career I can safely say that he is the greatest of all time. He has nothing left to accomplish and nothing left to prove. Isn’t that what a successful career should feel like? Shouldn’t a successful career look exactly like the picture above? While clearly in pain from the brawl he just had with Lesnar he also looks at peace. At peace with his wrestling career and at peace with himself. His life’s work was to entertain us in which he successfully accomplished time and time again. Here’s to you, Undertaker, may your legacy Rest In Peace.
-Matt
The WrestleMania 30 Set is OK I Guess
What a glorious set, and it looks HUGE. The cool thing about WrestleMania being at a Superdome is the amount of seats WWE can fit in there. When you have an event like the Superbowl, the field takes up a much bigger space. WWE really only needs the entrance ramp and the ring, allowing for a lot more seats around the ring, which I have to assume is going to make New Orleans rock tomorrow night. Make sure to check back on the blog later on as we’ll be posting our predictions for the big event! And tomorrow night head on over to Twitter (@averagenobodies) as we’ll be live tweeting WrestleMania 30!
– Ryan
Chinese Baseball Announcers Need to Work on Their Home Run Commentary
Apr 8
Posted by MattFromRI
That’s a pretty long and drawn out celebration metaphor (am I using that correctly), but I do enjoy the effort. Sounds like you have some ex-girlfriend issues to work through, but when your heart is healed take a look at this and learn from a true pro, Jack Edwards:
THAT is how it’s done.
-Matt
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