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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
These Guys Changed the Rube Goldberg Game Forever
Wow. I really wish I had the time and talent to do something like this. Pretty freakin sweet!
-Matt
An Introduction
Hey hey everyone reading this (or staring at Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s awesomeness), my name’s Blaine Kelton and I’m a new contributor here at Average Nobodies. After checking out the blog for a minute and seeing the stuff the guys cover here, I decided to throw my hat into the ring. I mean, why the hell not, right? I, too, have a huge interest in writing and wrestling (and off-kilter pop culture), so it would only make sense to share my thoughts on this site.
As for what I plan on writing about exactly, I’m not really too sure outside of WWE stuff. I have a killer piece lined up for my second post that you’ll all hopefully enjoy—or not. If the latter is the case, bring on the hate because like most Internet writers, I’ve got a sense of how to deal with all the trolls out there. Anyway, I’ll keep this brief and simply reiterate: I’m just happy to be here.
Trailer – I Wish I Was Here
Directed by and starring Zach Braff, “I Wish I Was Here” is a story about….well…..I’m actually not sure. After watching and re-watching this trailer 4 times I still can’t put my finger on it. If you ask me it looks like a mix between Wall-E, Little Miss Sunshine, and [Insert indie movie]. I think it looks just interesting enough for me to want to check it out. Actually, just having Zach and Kate Hudson in it makes me want to see it.
-Matt
PS – Did I spy Jim Parsons and Josh Gad? I think I did. Also, I didn’t have to see him in the trailer to know Donald Fasion is involved too.
PSS – This was James Avery’s last movie.
A Seven and a Half Foot Taco?
Ok, so not a really big Taco Bell treat, but still impressive. Tacko “Taco” Fall is a high school junior that measures in at 7 feet, 5 inches tall! Holy shnikes that’s big! It really isn’t fair he is still playing high school ball. This kid can just run to the hoop and grab the ball over everyones heads and jam that shit. Most surprising to me is that he can actually move. From his huge feet all the way up to his rec specs, this guy has moves! Well, “moves” for a guy that is 89 inches tall, that is. Still though, if this kid can stay healthy who can possibly stop him? Not one person, that’s who. I just hope there isn’t any intentional injury/head hunting shit in his future. That sounds horrible, but lets face it worse shit has gone down in high school and college sports.
-Matt
