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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.
Matt’s Definitive Guide to the Movies you Need to See this Year
Here is a list of the movies I am most excited for this year therefore you should be excited as well. These are in no specific order although, if we are being honest, you should know I am most excited to see “X-Men: Days of Future Past”. Like so excited my brain hurts. Like so excited I can’t sleep at night. Like so excited…ok, you get the point. Here it is.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Guardians of the Galaxy
Neighbors (Already saw it and I would see it again. It’s that funny)
Godzilla
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Aerosmith’s ‘Boston Strong’ Version of ‘Dream On’ is Beautiful
Well I didn’t plan on tearing up this morning but I dare anyone with a heart to watch that video and not get emotional. Thousands of people are currently running the marathon as I type this, and to see the number of runners and supporters there on site is really overwhelming. The city of Boston has leaned on it’s people for a year now and they just refuse to teeter. Amazing stuff. Kudos to ESPN, Steven Tyler and Joe Perry for pulling this off as well. They took an already unbelievable song and turned its lyrics into a credo for all the survivors. Dream on.
– Ryan
Staying With the Vodka Posts: This NEEDS to be an Olympic Event
This NEEDS to be included in the 2016 summer games. Chug a bottle of vodka and swim a lap? Genius! I’m not saying it isn’t dangerous, because i’m pretty sure it is, no, I know it is, but how entertaining would this be? Super entertaining. However, I do have an amendment to the rules. A whole bottle seems like a bit much to drink. if this was an actual rule there is no way anyone would beat the Russian team. Just wouldn’t happen. Those gargantuans are bred for drinking vodka. So, in the name of safety, lets say you drink a fifth and then swim your laps. That seems much more reasonable.
-Matt
I Dislike Nothing About this Smirnoff Comercial
Double negatives (not sure if it is) be damned, because I dislike nothing about this commercial. Vampire Weekend playing in the background, Adam Scott, Vodka, a beautiful girl, and ironic hipsters? Sign me up. Commercial heaven. My eyes and ears thank you, Smirnoff.
-Matt
I No Longer Trust Amazon
Did Amazon approve this commercial? It’s on the official Kindle YouTube page so it must be legit, but this looks like Gary Busey got his hands on a camera and found someone capable of editing videos and just started talking to himself. Saying hi to a lamp, then creating a different voice so the lamp could say hi back to him. Saying hi to his pants. Screaming at the ocean. If Amazon did indeed support this then I can no longer trust them. Anyone who uses Gary Busy to endorse their product has clearly lost their minds. However I will still use Amazon Prime because that is an amazing service.
– Ryan
We The North – Go Raptors, Go!
There is nothing in the world like a good playoffs pump up video and this one for the Raptors 2014 playoff push is no different. Smash on them Nets and send them packing! The Raptors of old are back in a big way!
-Matt
Josh McCown and Anquan Boldin Running the Basketball Court
Click the picture for the NFL video of Boldin’s charity basketball game.
Only white guy on the court may seem a little a bit odd at first glance….then……JAM SESSION. Josh McCown throwing it down all over everyone’s head. We all know he could shoot 3-pointers (he’s white), but the ball handling skills and dunking abilities are something out of a sports fairy tale. Check his shoes for flubber, I don’t believe it.
-Matt
PS- Hey Josh, playoffs please.
