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Bloggers. Wrestling Enthusiasts. Beer drinkers. Movie Quoters. We have our cake and eat it too. Ryan Fogarty and Matt Vieira are The Average Nobodies.

071 Billy Baldwin Cuddles with his Giant Son

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1. Billy Baldwin tweet
2. Aunt Becky from Full House is a criminal
3. Bob Kraft
4. Rosa Diaz vs. Lana at WrestleMania?
5. FCFL (Fan Controlled Football League)
6. What we’ve been watching

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Robert Kraft, King Of Prostitutes, Has Been Offered A Free Night At A Dominican Sex Resort

By now I’m sure you’ve heard the news about Robert Kraft. The Patriots owner was caught on tape at a Florida spa engaging in “sexual acts”, which is grown up speak for hand and mouth stuff. The opinions on this have ranged from “who cares” to “blind outrage” with some in the middle probably only upset because Kraft owns the Patriots and everybody needs a reason to hate the Pats.

Robert Kraft
via @sellputs

I’m not here to be the moral authority on this subject. I personally could care less, but it’s definitely not a good look for Kraft’s public image. That’s the bad side. The good side? I’ll have Dave from King Savage media explain.

So I received a cool tip today about Robert “Bob” Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots.  Or as he shall henceforth be know: the guy who was arrested for prostitution.
 
As you may or may not know, prostitution is legal in the Dominican Republic. With that knowledge, I pulled a few strings and called my friend Marco over at DR Nights, a sex resort in the Dominican Republic, and made him aware that Bob Kraft was arrested for prostitution.
 
DR Nights would like to offer Robert Kraft a complimentary night at it’s world famous sex resort.
 
“There is no reason to get arrested for solicitation of prostitution, Mr. Kraft,” said Marco, a representative of DR Nights.  “Here, in the Dominican Republic, prostitution is legal, and part of the tourism economy.  We would like to offer Mr Kraft a complimentary night to show him all of what our luxurious resort has to offer.”
 
DR Nights will include multiple companions and a luxurious setting for Mr. Kraft to sample, free of any possible arrests.
 
“We would never like to see something embarrassing like this happen again to Mr. Kraft,” Marco continued.  “Don’t get arrested in your home country; come visit DR Nights in the Dominican Republic, and stay in our resort, not a jail cell.  We have real-life sisters, I’d choose that over jail everyday.” 
 
Well there you have it folks, DR Nights is officially the best place on earth for sex if sisters is your thing. 
 
Marco told me to tell Bob Kraft to call him and he would take it from there.  So I’m telling the Internet to make it happen so Bob Kraft calls Marco, the charges get dropped, Bob gets a polite rendezvous with sisters, the PATRIOTS WIN THEIR 7th SUPERBOWL, and hell doesn’t freeze over.
 
Kraft, or any member of his team, is welcome to contact DR Nights, at https://www.drnights.com/2841.html .
 
DR Nights said anyone is welcome to enjoy the packages as well:  https://www.drnights.com/2841.html.
Airfare is not included.  

Hands down my favorite part of that press release is the “airfare is not included” part, as if that is the biggest worry when you’re contemplating going to a Dominican sex resort.

Robert Kraft may soon be a convict, but thanks to Doctah Dave and DR Nights, he may also be a international sex hero.

-Ryan

070 NFL Prop Bet Roundup and Fast and a Furious Oral History

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Intro: 00:00:00 – 00:02:33
Prop Bets: 00:02:33 – 00:26:42
News: 00:26:42 – 00:38:00
Daniel Bryan: 00:38:00 – 00:44:09
Hobbs and Shaw: 00:44:09 – 00:60:00
Mitch’s Corner: 00:60:00 – 01:06:14

069 – FYRE Fraud Documentaries and Mitch’s Corner

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If You’re Upset About The New Gillette Commercial, You’re Part Of The Problem

Gillette released a new commercial yesterday playing off their popular slogan “The Best a Man Can Get”. The commercial, titled “The Best Men Can Be”, talked about men’s roles in today’s culture, specifically the Me Too Movement, cyber/real life bullying and how we raise our children.

via YouTube

If you haven’t watched it yet, take two minutes out of your day and watch it. It’s very good, and very poignant. Because social media can be a cesspool sometimes, there are men online VERY upset with Gillette. It’s not surprising, because some people are garbage, but chances are if you’re upset that a razor commercial is telling you not to sexually harass women and to raise your young boys to treat others with dignity and respect, you’re the target audience here. Imagine getting upset because you’re being asked to treat everyone: men, women, children, with respect?

If you’re wondering about the intelligence level of the people upset with this commercial, here’s a sample:

Gillette
via Twitter

Nothing says anarchy like a $1,000 plumbing bill.

-Ryan

068 – THE RETURN

Average Nobodies Podcast….THE RETURN! We recap our summer and fall and get excited for the coming award season.

RIP Anthony Bourdain (1956-2018)

Anthony Bourdain

Photo: CNN

Anthony Bourdain was found dead today while filming his ‘Parts Unknown’ series in Paris. He was 61. It’s shocking in the sense that all suicides are shocking, and mental health doesn’t usually announce itself to the world before it takes a life. Bourdain had his demons and was a mental health activist, but this is still a very sad day. About an hour before Bourdain’s death was announced, I was watching the trailer for the new Robin Williams documentary. Williams was two years older than Bourdain when he took his own life, but both men brought a lot of joy and understanding to people while struggling with their own happiness.

I started watching No Reservations around 2011. I had graduated college the year before and was in that bittersweet stage where I thought i had the world by the balls but then life slapped the shit out of me and taught me I didn’t know a thing. It was hard not to gravitate towards Bourdain. He was well spoken, confident and fearless. Above all, he was empathetic. He was empathetic towards people’s cultures, whether it was how they lived or what they ate. He taught his viewers, including me, to experience the world as fully as possible. You never felt like you were watching Anthony Bourdain the actor, or Anthony Bourdain the TV host. He was being himself, and it just so happened a TV camera was there. He was real, genuine, flawed and fucked up. But he cared about people, and he cared about helping those who either couldn’t help themselves or were given little chance to do so.

I watch No Reservations or Parts Unknown before any trip I take, because I feel that Bourdain gives the most authentic representation of whichever culture I’m about to explore. I’m going to South Africa in August, and I can’t wait to sit down with an ice cold beer and watch the master at work. RIP.

-Ryan

051 Is Spielberg Wrong about Netflix?

Make Movie Great Again Podcast

for March 27, 2018.

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