Reason #5,000 Internet Commenters Are The Worst – ‘The Fire Truck Is Here’ Video
Cute videos on FaceBook and YouTube are a dime a dozen nowadays, but that doesn’t make them any less adorable. Whether it’s dogs being the goddamn best or babies yelling the word fire truck over and over, I honestly can’t get enough of them. Normal people who watch these videos will Like them, or maybe add one of those cool new emoji’s FaceBook has gifted us. That’s not the case for the most deranged among us, a.k.a. internet commenters. They need to add in their two cents, and it’s almost always something awful. Enter Mary Chandler:
Jesus Christ Mary. Now my first reaction to this is that this entire story can’t possibly be true. Yes I understand house fires a thing but why is this woman’s fathers first instinct to throw her elderly mother out the window? That sounds like something premeditated and this guy found the perfect time to do it. Also, I highly doubt the fire department, rather than trying to save the animals inside, went to get their children to have them a watch a good old fashioned house fire. That’s not a thing that happens. And if this warped story is true? Why tell it as a comment on a cute kid video? Maybe your life sucks Mary Chandler, but that doesn’t mean you have to ruin everyone else’s day too.