A Fascinating Creature Now Has a Go Fund Me Page Because She Spent Her Life’s Savings On The Powerball

No No – A woman by the name of Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, TN has raised a little more than $800 in seven hours via her Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me page.

Nicole alleges to have spent all of her money on purchasing tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but soon realized the winning tickets were sold in Los Angeles, Florida and Tennessee suburbs.

Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, Nicole still decided to go big, and unfortunately now can’t go home because she allegedly doesn’t have any money.

The F You Just Say?

Before we get into the story, what a fascinating name. Cinnamon Nicole. I feel like that’s backwards somehow. You have a perfectly fine first name as a last name, and then you use a spice as a first name. Weird, wild stuff. Anyway, here’s an excerpt from Cinnamon’s Go Fund Me Page:

Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like  and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.

If this is true, why would anyone help this woman or her family? Putting donate now in all caps is kind of the icing on the cake for me. Are you yelling at me to give your dumb ass money? Do not yell at me. Nobody told you go to out and spend all your money on the power ball, the same power ball where you had a 1 in 292 million chance in winning. Maybe Cinnamon isn’t a math major, but those are very bad odds. I understand the saying ‘go big or go home’, but maybe go a little smaller next time.

-Ryan

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Posted on January 15, 2016, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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