Swogs – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Dylan Postl (Hornswoggle) for 30 days, effective immediately, for his first violation of the company’s policy.

When you see ‘Wrestler Suspended for Wellness Violation’ the name Hornswoggle doesn’t immediately come to mind, but here we are. The WWE and pro wrestling in general is an insane business, so nothing should really surprise me, but seeing Hornswoggles name pop up on a wellness violation list is pretty shocking. Hopefully The Undertaker hangs around for a few more years so we can finally get that Hornswoggle/Undertaker WrestleMania dream match we’ve all been waiting for.

-Ryan