When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: Human Slingshot Horror Story

I’ll give these guys credit – the first couple try’s looked pretty successful. The initial one kind of looked like the guy was heading right into that giant rock, but he landed safely in the water. The next few try’s looked swell until the human genius aka the guy who put the rope between the human slingshot’s legs inserted himself into the equation. Next thing you know the guy is in the water and he’s got a huge hole in the asshole of his pants. Lesson here kids: if you’re going to be a human slingshot and you’re hoping to have kids/take a shit one day, DON’T put the rope between your legs.

– Ryan


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Posted on June 10, 2015, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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