Robert Pattinson’s Girlfriend FKA Twigs Wore a Beautiful Dress With A Nice Little Penis On It
You know what? Good for FKA Twigs. It’s not every day you get to see someone wear a colorful dress with a little penis drawn on it, so thanks for showing the world your fashion sense FKA. How about Robert Pattinson too? He’s ready to show the world his new girlfriend, and she shows up ready for the ball with a penis on her dress. I can’t imagine he was expecting that, and since his resting face is miserable I can’t really tell if he was affected by it or not. Although this is the same guy who dated Kristen Stewart, so it seems like he was put on this earth to be as miserable as possible. If this doesn’t start a penis dress revolution then I’m going to furious.