Ted 2 shouldn’t release trailers unless they’re red band, because you know the movie is going to be about 90% profanity. I loved Ted, and I’m sure Ted 2 will be funny, but it’s falling into the sequel black hole  that movie studios are obsessed with. Tom Brady golden penis and porn jokes are all well and good, but I wouldn’t hate it if we got a new kind of comedy concept. Since that’s probably not going to happen, I might as well enjoy this trailer and the handsome prince Mark Wahlberg has never looked better. No Mila Kunis in the trailer so I’m assuming she was busy having her baby, but Amanda Seyfriend is a beautiful replacement. Ted 2 comes out June 26.

– Ryan