How The Mighty Have Fallen: Danica Patrick Will No Longer Be Sponsored By GoDaddy

USASprint Cup driver Danica Patrick will lose her primary sponsor and longtime benefactor next season as GoDaddy will not return to NASCAR, USA TODAY Sports has learned.

Patrick, 33, is in the final year of her contract at Stewart-Haas Racing and now in search of a primary sponsor for next season.

GoDaddy is looking to sign her to a personal services contract but will no longer sponsor her No. 10 Chevrolet race car.

 

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The sun is shining a little brighter today. The grass seems greener, the sky seems bluer, and I have a little extra pep in my step. The demon known as Danica Patrick is starting her slow decline into obscurity and I could not be happier. Danica Patrick likes to pick on the little people and never expected the consequences to smack her directly in the face. She’s a terror and a plague to this world and now she’s getting what she deserves. I hope no one sponsors her (on a serious note why would they? she sucks) and she’s forced to sell hot dogs just so she can get into the Nascar races. Nobody sues The Average Nobodies and gets away with it. NOBODY.

– Ryan

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