NFL Free Agency

Saints have traded Drew Brees to the Toronto Argonauts in exchange for Phil Kessel and Jose Reyes in a rare NFL-CFL trade, per @NFLCanada

— Andy (@Fabio227) March 10, 2015

You can’t fool us, Andy. This isn’t a real trade, although I wouldn’t be surprised. The Saints are giving away players like Oprah used to give away cars.

Damn i missed a lot of nfl trades during that nap — THIS JUST IN: (@just__N_) March 10, 2015

That’s the downside of naps: FOMO. Fear of missing out is real, and you just missed some blockbuster trades. I hope the nap was worth it.

I TAKE ONE NAP .. AND THE NFL GOES NUCLEAR ?!!!!!

— فرحان (@IMSOJANJUA) March 10, 2015

Why are so many people taking naps on a Tuesday afternoon? Is there a secret Nap Club I don’t know about it? If there is, I’m going to be upset.

– Ryan

 The Bachelor

Finally in a place in my life where I’m ready to hate myself/watch the idiot farmer bro pick his #broad4lyfe. #TheBachelor — Paul (@walkoffhbp) March 10, 2015

#Broad4lyfe is the only hashtag the Bachelor TV show should use from now on. That’s pure genius. Also, if you don’t call your significant other your “Broad 4 Lyfe” when you propose then I don’t want to know you.

talking to my dad about the bachelor me-“well cause he’s a farmer” dad-“why doesn’t he just go on http://t.co/xkfCQx1IdH”

— Jen (@jen_hallbach) March 11, 2015

I have to admit, I wasn’t even sure that was a real website until I clicked on it. You’re dad is on to something…nobody tell ABC though…

Chris on The Bachelor has a dolphin laugh 🐬 — Freddie Coudret (@Red_Dead_Fred) March 10, 2015

More like Flipper or Mr. Limpet?