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John Travolta Was A Man Possessed At Last Night’s Oscars

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Hell hath no fury like John Travolta wanting to kiss or stare at someone. He was an absolute animal last night, both on the red carpet before the awards show and in the crowd during the ceremony. When he wasn’t grabbing Scarlett Johansson by the waist or squeezing poor Idina Menzel’s face, he was staring a meteor sized hole into the back of Benedict Cumberbatch’s head that made me feel very awkward, and I was only watching in on TV. Poor Idina Menzel. She does a song fot a popular movie and now John Travolta just refuses to leave her alone. Mispronouncing her name, squeezing her face; when will it end!? It’s almost as if he didn’t realize where he was. You were at the Oscars, John. There are cameras everywhere. You can’t just start grabbing every woman you see on the red carpet like some kind of touchy feely monster. Or maybe he just doesn’t care? Maybe Travolta is at the stage of his life where he just doesn’t give a shit. He’s going to show up at award shows and just be as insane possible. It’s not the greatest idea, but I don’t hate it either.

– Ryan

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Posted on February 23, 2015, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Mr. trovolta wanted to eat their souls.

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