I was hoping this was some kind of nightmare but apparently there really is a Paul Blart 2 coming out. The first movie wasn’t bad but it had the unfortunate timing of coming out at the same time as the insanely underrated Observe & Report, which is basically the rated R version of Paul Blart. I’ll probably watch this movie at some point in my life, but if you pay money to go see this in theaters I will judge you until the end of time. Also, kind of a confusing title: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

– Ryan