McKayla Maroney coming in white hot with a hat selfie and just like that everything is ruined. I think I could’ve accepted some complimentary ass comments. She’s young but hey you post pictures on Instagram you open yourself up to the wrath of the comments section. What I can’t take, however, are peeing and pooping references. I dont know if this approach has worked in the past for gheatley, but I can’t imagine telling girls that “his face is their toilet” has worked out for him so far. Just seems like an extreme stance to take. Also, the heart eyes smiley just makes it creepier. Maybe go buy a horse and live in the woods for awhile and think about what you say.

– Ryan