Just because Randy Orton is on the disabled list in real life doesn’t mean he can’t keep RKO’ing fools from OUTTA NOWHERE. I saw the vine of Orton RKO’ing Jameis Winston pretty much everywhere last night and this morning, but this is the first double RKO video I’ve seen, and it is glorious. Jameis’s fall kind of makes it hard for the RKO to look good, but the referee might as well been wrestling Randy Orton, because his fall is absolutely perfect for the RKO. I’m glad we no longer live in a world where people can slip and fall down without consequence. If you fall down, and it is on film, you are getting RKO’d.

– Ryan