If there are two things I know, and I don’t know much, it’s that Bill Paxton is an American treasure and Russian people are bat-shit crazy. When I am taking the train up to Boston my first instinct, hell, not even my LAST instinct, is to jump on the roof of the train and jump to the next one. I pee myself a little when a train goes whizzing (no pun intended) by in the other direction, never mind climbing on the roof! Russian people, you do you. I commend you for not having fear as an emotion.

-Matt