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When I first saw this I expected @fonglyfe to be the topic of this insane Instagram post. Are these girls hot? Yes, yes they are. Did I need to know that his “hornyness is of the charts my God”? No, no I did not. I can honestly say I could go the rest of my life without knowing that and I’d be perfectly fine. But then @naslowik20 comes in and just tramples the previous comments like a human bulldozer. If you’re looking at that picture and the first thing that comes to mind is “I really should comment about how much I like their belly buttons” then I’m afraid there is no hope for you. You are just too far gone. Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Instagram commenters.

– Ryan