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Keanu Reeves Can’t Stop Women From Breaking Into His House & Relaxing/Getting Naked

NEO Perhaps Keanu Reeves should reevaluate his home security system.

After a woman broke into the “Matrix” star’s house and was found reclining in his library room earlier this month, another woman was reportedly arrested for taking a shower and skinny-dipping in his pool two days later.

Police officers responded to a 911 call and were called to the “47 Ronin” actor’s home on Sept. 12, after reports of a burglary. Reeves, 50, told cops he was sleeping until he “heard a noise” coming from the library, the L.A. Times reported.

A woman, reportedly in her 40s and “behaving erratically,” was found sitting in a chair in the book room, the Times reports. She was taken to a medical facility to be evaluated but was not arrested.

Two days later another woman apparently waltzed into the actor’s Hollywood Hills pad — making herself right at home by getting naked, taking a shower and skinny-dipping in the pool — after entering through an unlocked door.

You never want people breaking into your house, but if you are going to have it done, these are some pretty ideal situations. The first woman just hangs out in his “book room”, which I’m assuming is fancy talk for a library. The second woman, refusing to be upstaged, gets naked, takes a shower and goes skinny dipping in his pool. Two things here: 1. Keanu has the best home invaders of all time and 2. Maybe Keanu should start beefing up his home security. It’s all fun and games when women are coming over and getting naked, but it’s only a matter of time before a guy named Hank breaks in and makes a skin coat out of Keanu’s epidermis. Nobody wants that Keanu.

– Ryan

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